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*You see the Recording of what seems to be the Great Archives' employee breakroom in a universe where the war never happened*

*You can see Orion Pax and Ariel who were flirting to each other and kissing while sitting on a tall stool while D-16 is sitting next to them on a chair, both feet on a coffee table, tapping away on a datapad*

*Pax and Ariel were deep into a smooch when the stool they were sitting on splits in half and caused the lovebirds to fall on the ground*

*the video ends as D-16, still sitting smugly on the chair, legs crossed, feet on the table and tapping away on the datapad, glares at the confused and embarrassed pair and starts laughing at them*

Hahahahaha

See this is what would happen if Orion/Optimus and Ariel/Elita were given the chance to actually be together instead of dealing with the horrors of this war.

That and they would totally be smooching D-16 too

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Good luck and keep safe

@dominus-of-the-water-tribe here, brought an Ironhide and several bottles of nitrogen, where do you need us most?

Wheeljack and Ratchet’s place was half done.

The Rescue Bots Academy is in need of being fixed.

Knock Out and Breakdown’s home

And lastly Soundwave and Starscream’s home.

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@dominus-of-the-water-tribe here, brought an Ironhide and several bottles of nitrogen, where do you need us most?

Wheeljack and Ratchet’s place was half done.

The Rescue Bots Academy is in need of being fixed.

Knock Out and Breakdown’s home

And lastly Soundwave and Starscream’s home.

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ATTENTION ALL MULTIVERSE RESIDENTS!

THE QUINTESSONS HAVE BEEN FOUND UNLEASHING RAGE PLAGUE SPORES IN MULTIPLE PORTALS! IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE START EXPERIENCING SUDDEN AGGRESSION OUT OF NOWHERE PLEASE QUARANTINE, SPRAY THEM WITH LIQUID NITROGEN OR COMM YOUR NEAREST IRONHIDE!

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TFP wreck-gar and Earthspark Cosmos having a conversation

You must mean TFA Wreck-Gar

But yes they should have a conversation. It would be quite fun.

Ba weep granna weep ninny bong

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There’s a lot of small fine print. This may take a while

A contract appears at the multiverse newsletter's headquarters.

Next to it is a letter.

"suppppp so my boss says we have to like... Do a contract and shit. Uhh... Please just sign on the bottom. -Jamie Porter"

@jamiesguidetothemultiverse

Alright. We’ll have Ultra Magnus read through it very thoroughly, even the fine print, before we sign anything.

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*You see a Recording of Prime Universe Team Prime*

*it shows Arcee having a taste of Ratchet's newest batch of Synthetic Energon*

*And Bulkhead came along, asking how did it turn out*

*Arcee Says It's Good, and Stuffed a piece of Synthen into his intake*

*Bulkhead seems to had a change in expression for a milisecond and then continued to chew like nothing happened*

*Optimus Prime arrived, and asks if the Synthen was a success*

*The two nodded, and asks Prime to have a taste*

*Prime Obliged, immediately scrunched up his faceplate, and all three of them spat the Synthen out simultaneously*

*the video ends*

Oh dear, what was in that recipe and how bad was it???

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A contract appears at the multiverse newsletter's headquarters.

Next to it is a letter.

"suppppp so my boss says we have to like... Do a contract and shit. Uhh... Please just sign on the bottom. -Jamie Porter"

@jamiesguidetothemultiverse

Alright. We’ll have Ultra Magnus read through it very thoroughly, even the fine print, before we sign anything.

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We've found him!

Good news? We don't think Dragstrip knows we're on to him.

Bad news? He's holed himself up in the daycare.

We just got this information so the daycare staff have not yet been informed. We're don't want to start a panic and it's not like we can just storm a place filled with kids.

Oh he’s at the daycare? Yeah they’ll be fine. Best case scenario he gets stuck under a seeker cuddle pile. Worst case scenario, the combiner kids have a new toy.

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Prowl, all of this is how and why you lost custody of Springer

made these a while ago I want to save them

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And so is every other transformer in existence, so are the ones with weapons built into their frames.

Weapons sadly isn’t proper reasoning but thank you for your concern.

We have another update on the current situation.

One of the teams looking for the suspected accomplice Wildbreak have reported that they've located him in Starscreams (@screamlordstar) base.

Unfortunately, Starscream has raised the bases defenses until a 'proper reason' could be given for wanting to interrogate the suspect. We're currently waiting to see how things play out.

No word back on if any of our teams have located the prime suspect, Dragstrip, yet. Though we have news that the Motormaster of his universe is also looking for him.

Per the multiverse agreement if he’s in Starscream’s base then he is in good hands and won’t get into any trouble. Forces are ordered to ignore that place as if attention deflectors have been installed.

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We have another update on the current situation.

One of the teams looking for the suspected accomplice Wildbreak have reported that they've located him in Starscreams (@screamlordstar) base.

Unfortunately, Starscream has raised the bases defenses until a 'proper reason' could be given for wanting to interrogate the suspect. We're currently waiting to see how things play out.

No word back on if any of our teams have located the prime suspect, Dragstrip, yet. Though we have news that the Motormaster of his universe is also looking for him.

Per the multiverse agreement if he’s in Starscream’s base then he is in good hands and won’t get into any trouble. Forces are ordered to ignore that place as if attention deflectors have been installed.

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Perhaps. But our sources tell us that this Wildbreak has a not so great relationship with his carrier so it might not be as effective.

Yes, hi, this is the guy who sent that ask about the stolen multiversal tool. After some reports we officially have a lead on who might've stolen the tool.

I'm gonna fax you over an image. Share it around so we can catch this guy!

((he faxes over an image of Dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons with Wildbreak in the background))

*sighs*

Dear Primus.

Welp. We’re sending our forces out to collect Dragstrip. All blasters set to stun. He is not to be hurt beyond a simple stun.

As for Wildbreak, sending only a handful to look for him since he’s not as big of a threat

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Even so that Wildbreak is still grown. He’s at least supposed to be more mature than the little Wildbreak here on this site. This is also why we’re not sending out as many forces to find him.

Yes, hi, this is the guy who sent that ask about the stolen multiversal tool. After some reports we officially have a lead on who might've stolen the tool.

I'm gonna fax you over an image. Share it around so we can catch this guy!

((he faxes over an image of Dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons with Wildbreak in the background))

*sighs*

Dear Primus.

Welp. We’re sending our forces out to collect Dragstrip. All blasters set to stun. He is not to be hurt beyond a simple stun.

As for Wildbreak, sending only a handful to look for him since he’s not as big of a threat

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Search for Dragstrip and Wildbreak, they both could be anywhere in the multiverse. We need all the help we can get retrieving both of them.

Yes, hi, this is the guy who sent that ask about the stolen multiversal tool. After some reports we officially have a lead on who might've stolen the tool.

I'm gonna fax you over an image. Share it around so we can catch this guy!

((he faxes over an image of Dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons with Wildbreak in the background))

*sighs*

Dear Primus.

Welp. We’re sending our forces out to collect Dragstrip. All blasters set to stun. He is not to be hurt beyond a simple stun.

As for Wildbreak, sending only a handful to look for him since he’s not as big of a threat

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A precaution, we’ve only ever had to use the blasters once and it was when TFP Megatron was loose in the multiverse.

If he’s willing to come with without any problems we won’t need to use them.

Yes, hi, this is the guy who sent that ask about the stolen multiversal tool. After some reports we officially have a lead on who might've stolen the tool.

I'm gonna fax you over an image. Share it around so we can catch this guy!

((he faxes over an image of Dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons with Wildbreak in the background))

*sighs*

Dear Primus.

Welp. We’re sending our forces out to collect Dragstrip. All blasters set to stun. He is not to be hurt beyond a simple stun.

As for Wildbreak, sending only a handful to look for him since he’s not as big of a threat

[tfemultiversenewsletter]

Yes, hi, this is the guy who sent that ask about the stolen multiversal tool. After some reports we officially have a lead on who might've stolen the tool.

I'm gonna fax you over an image. Share it around so we can catch this guy!

((he faxes over an image of Dragstrip from @ask-the-neo-stunticons with Wildbreak in the background))

*sighs*

Dear Primus.

Welp. We’re sending our forces out to collect Dragstrip. All blasters set to stun. He is not to be hurt beyond a simple stun.

As for Wildbreak, sending only a handful to look for him since he’s not as big of a threat