you know what i'm here for ( aye ), riding through the CITY and get ( high ) take you to the crib and have one hell of a night. it's ironic cause we on cloud ( high ) girl make up your MIND is you mine or you mine?
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“the one time i smoke a joint in my car, i get pulled over for speeding. tell me that’s not some bad karma or something. but hey, your boy definitely talked that cop out of a ticket and tossed that stuff straight out the window.”
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kalia: let me see: chicago, this vintage chanel purse i had, my perfume that my sister stole... yeah no where does it say 'jayden'
kalia: don't play or i'm leaving you outside
kalia: but you're not MY daddy
jayden: lying is a sin
jayden: i had to check your contact name real quick to make sure i was talking to the right person
jayden: yeah i am
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“kim k is bomb, what the fuck are they talking about? i’m about to stay in ibiza when we go and never come back so that i don’t have to vote for either of those dumb fucks. imagine if everyone smoked weed, damn that’d be a better place.”
“i feel like the people who talk shit about me for loving kim kardashian are the same people who eat up every word that real life annoying orange says. both candidates are garbage at this point, but i’d rather elect a monkey than trump, so hillary will have to do. i know. if they allowed weed as much as they allowed guns in this country, we’d all be much happier.”
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kalia: but i don't wanna get up
kalia: come pick me up and i'll put on pants
jayden: is it really worth that drive??
jayden: fine but you owe me
jayden: btw you don't even need them
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vera: no im in italy :)
vera: it sounds like a vera thing?? well you know i am a little angel so i have to agree
jayden: wow should've taken me with you
jayden: sure sure
jayden: now i need a tattoo but i feel like i'd get addicted
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kalia: it is worth it, yes
kalia: but it takes a lot of effort to put on pants
jay: so come over
jay: i don't know anyone more lazier than you
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vera: i got it in italyyyy:)
vera: why does it fit me!!
jayden: you're in italy?! i just thought you were mia
jayden: idk it just does, you know when you hear things or see things and it reminds you of someone, that sounds like a vera thing.
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lido: has it been seven years already?? god, where does the time go
lido: im sure theres like, some published bro code book out there that talks about the do's and don'ts of fireball girls
lido: tequila on the weekends, moet et chandon on the weekdays
lido: its a good schedule my guy 10/10 would rec
jay: the only one thats gotten better in those seven years is kanye, taylor still acts like shes 12
jay: every guy needs that in their nightstand fr
jay: thats some good shit, i'm about to follow that with an occasional beer in there as well
jay: get that tequila straight from mexico, best thing in the world
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