th3-oracl3

[th3-oracl3]

THIS WILL BRING YOU NO FULFILLM3NT.

I R3P3AT, QUIT WHIL3 YOU’R3 AH3AD.

[The stand slams shut.]

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

HMMM…

AH Y3S. I S33 BUT ON3 M3SSAG3. TH3 FAT3S SCR3AM IT WITH ALL TH3IR STR3NGTH.

QUIT. WHIL3. YOU’R3. AH3AD.

Y3S THANK YOU FOR TH3 MON3Y GOODBY3

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

AH, BUT OF COURS3.

W3 DON’T. W3 HAV3 NON3 WHATSO3V3R B3YOND B3ING BUSIN3SS ASSOCIAT3S. AND FRANK L33 I’D RATH3R K33P IT THAT WAY.

P3RHAPS I MAY 3NLIGHT3N YOU ON WH3R3 TO GO N3XT? MY F33S AR3 QUIT3 CH3AP, ONLY A HANDFUL OF DIGITS.

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

AH Y3S. STATUS. TH3 FAT3S 4TOLD OF YOUR ARRIVAL. WHAT BRINGS YOU H3R3?

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

HA HA I ACTUALLY DID IT I OUTLIV3D THAT MOTH3RFUCK3R

[th3-oracl3]

joke is on you, this was reverse psychology to make you vote against the character

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[th3-oracl3]

PLEASE vote Chiaki Nanami in this poll: https://www.tumblr.com/danganronpabestgirls/762101809235017728/round-2-6

FUCK YOU I'M VOTING FOR TH3 OTH3R P3RSON

[th3-oracl3]

BOY AM I GLAD I HAD THAT PROPH3TIC VISION IN MY SL33P 3XPLAINING 3V3RYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON, INCLUDING TH3 DOPP3LGANG3R ACT! OTH3RWIS3 I WOULD'V3 IMM3DIAT3LY KILL3D YOU FOR WHAT YOU SAID TO MY WIF3!

F33LS GR3AT WH3N TH3 GIMMICK ACTUALLY MATT3RS! ANYWAY, BY3 B3STI3!

[Oracl3 fucks off.]

Percentile.

[It feels too quiet. You get the sense that the Percentile you're talking to is the only one in the whole lab.]

Who's there? What do you want?

[th3-oracl3]

[Oracl3 breaks through the wall Doctor Percentile kept looking at. He is carrying the Demicolon in a wagon behind him.]

Y3AH, WHAT IF SOM3 PRICK FINDS WH3R3 YOU W3R3 HIDING TH3 DAMN THING AND TH3N

[He pulls out a hammer]

DID THIS?

[He swings the hammer towards the Demicolon.]

Percentile.

[It feels too quiet. You get the sense that the Percentile you're talking to is the only one in the whole lab.]

Who's there? What do you want?

[th3-oracl3]

[viewers, pretend this was sent anoymously]

HOW TH3 FUCK WOULD I KNOW? I TRY NOT TO TORTUR3 MYS3LF WITH THAT INFORMATION. WHAT TH3 FUCK AR3 YOU

[th3-oracl3]

"Why did they say it like that"

I'M GOING TO FIND YOU, DOC! YOU WON'T LIK3 M3 WH3N MY HOT WIF3 IS 3V3N SLIGHTLY CRITICIZ3D!

[At the Insectum Festival, Oracl3 is going around to every stand muttering his opinions on it under his breath, very loudly. so far the only two unique opinions he's given are "ALRIGHT, COOL" or "I'V3 S33N B3TT3R." Jane is trying to find all the fortune tellers to them that her husband is better.]

[Suddenly, Oracl3 sees a familiar face.]

GASP! P3R3C3NTIL3, YOU'R3 BACK!

[th3-oracl3]

WORKS FOR M3! L3T'S GO FROLICKING! WH33333333

[Oracl3 drags Percentile around until they meet back up with Jane]

HI JAN3 THIS IS DOCTOR P3RC3NTIL3 MY B3ST FRI3ND

"Nice to meet you! Do you like my make-up? I brought out this decorative substitute eye I've apparently had in one of my folders, and Oracl3 helped me apply some Color to it all. What do you think?"

[At the Insectum Festival, Oracl3 is going around to every stand muttering his opinions on it under his breath, very loudly. so far the only two unique opinions he's given are "ALRIGHT, COOL" or "I'V3 S33N B3TT3R." Jane is trying to find all the fortune tellers to them that her husband is better.]

[Suddenly, Oracl3 sees a familiar face.]

GASP! P3R3C3NTIL3, YOU'R3 BACK!

[th3-oracl3]

Y3AH MY HOT WIF3 JAN3. I M3T H3R WH3N I FOLLOW3D TH3 PROF3SS INTO TH3 SWAP!V3RS3. HOW'S SH3 DOING, ANYWAY?

[At the Insectum Festival, Oracl3 is going around to every stand muttering his opinions on it under his breath, very loudly. so far the only two unique opinions he's given are "ALRIGHT, COOL" or "I'V3 S33N B3TT3R." Jane is trying to find all the fortune tellers to them that her husband is better.]

[Suddenly, Oracl3 sees a familiar face.]

GASP! P3R3C3NTIL3, YOU'R3 BACK!

[th3-oracl3]

while those two are away ive released a ghost who really likes cleaning into their house

[what]

[th3-oracl3]

...TH3R3'S SOM3THING OFF ABOUT HOW YOU SAID THAT. AH W3LL YOU WANNA FROLIC ABOUT THIS F3STIVAL UNTIL W3 FIND WH3R3 MY WIF3- H3Y R3MIND M3 HAV3 YOU S33N MY WIF3 Y3T

[At the Insectum Festival, Oracl3 is going around to every stand muttering his opinions on it under his breath, very loudly. so far the only two unique opinions he's given are "ALRIGHT, COOL" or "I'V3 S33N B3TT3R." Jane is trying to find all the fortune tellers to them that her husband is better.]

[Suddenly, Oracl3 sees a familiar face.]

GASP! P3R3C3NTIL3, YOU'R3 BACK!

[th3-oracl3]

[At the Insectum Festival, Oracl3 is going around to every stand muttering his opinions on it under his breath, very loudly. so far the only two unique opinions he's given are "ALRIGHT, COOL" or "I'V3 S33N B3TT3R." Jane is trying to find all the fortune tellers to them that her husband is better.]

[Suddenly, Oracl3 sees a familiar face.]

GASP! P3R3C3NTIL3, YOU'R3 BACK!

[th3-oracl3]

lalalala i am a mouse in the floorboards oooooo do i love eating the foodses and money

G3T TH3 FUCK OUT OF TH3R3

[Oracl3 summons a giant spear and begins stabbing at the floorboards]