My name's Bee! She/Her, I make art sometimes.
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life can be so good when something lesbian happens
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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what I love about those timid handwringing โam I allowed to breathe air???โ types is sometimes a miracle will happen and something in their brains will snap and you can watch them kill the hall monitor in their heads with a shovel
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did some math based on adventurer's bible stuff about average sizes of tallmen & half-foots & the canon heights of the characters and. chilchuck is the half-foot equivalent of 6'5
#hes also underweight so as to not set off traps#thats why hes such a lanky skin and bones type why he gets mushroomed into a human#man needs to eat but if he eats hes out of a job. poor bastard.
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here have this picture i made and forgot about until now
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the more things change the more they stay the same
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There's something about the Kirby plush in the background that really sells this
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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.
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