th3j0v3n

[th3j0v3n]

A cyborg, an imitation of two forms of life who are so painstakingly differential. It almost makes us ill, if we had such a reflex.

Do you care to explain to us why you are bodily both automaton and human?

- 🐔

(hi hiii hi Hello. Hey! What’s up? What.)

“I mean, I wasn’t conscious when I was born (Is anyone really??) so I don’t really know how I’m like this.

Devs never told me anyway. Said I’m too young to know. I mean, sure they might want to keep my birth a secret, but there’s people out there thinking I’m a clone?!

And also, I think it makes me even MORE charming! I mean, who can resist seeing a guardian like me! The heroes always come back for rewards, so why not Pavlov dog train them? It’s what the Devs intended anyways.”

^Hi hi! Ignore that I went off topic five times. Thanks.^

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What if I poured hot boiling water on you again huh

“Don’t try it. Mr. I have no life and I must torment everything in sight. I’m going to get my hero to kill you.”

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come n give me a big fat kiss 👅

OH YEAH CMERE

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Licky licky

“IM GOING TO BEAT YOU.”

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ONE CHANCE MAELSTROM JUST ONE CHANCE

Woah! Heh! Jackpot!

“Hero what.”

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INTRODUCTION SEQUENCE. START.

“Greetings! Perhaps we’ve met before, but you might not know me.

You’ve seen me around, right? Like in Ghost World!

Y’know, the unrepeatable 50+ pet storage npc?

No? Then I’ll reintroduce myself!”

Legend:

🛠️- Most preferred

☀️- Sure!

Names:

🛠️ - (Ghost Hunter) Joven, Helios, Icarus, playeR

☀️ - Maelstrom, Sting Energy (YES THE DRINK.)

Information:

“I’m the Devs’ personal guardian! There actually was another one, don’t know what happened to him though!

Though… People do say that he’s my brother. I can’t remember him at all though, nor his name for that matter.

But anyway! I do realize not everyone here is a Ghost Hunter like our Hero, so I’ll talk about the game!

Just a quick rundown, I come from the game Ghost Simulator on Roblox. Not to be confused with the other game of the same name.

Ghost Simulator is a carefree game where you hunt ghosts and all your generic simulator stuff!

But enough about that, I should talk about myself! I am a cyborg! I can’t blink, nor cry, which is a shame honestly. Only to pure humans! Like you! Unless I’m seeing wrong?

Actually.. I think I’ve been rambling too long. Or have I not been talking enough? Sorry! Still getting used to this new set up for npcs!

Until the next post I make! Joven of DJ out!”

Extras:

“Well, that’s not exactly all. I might’ve stole some guy’s body so I’m able to do this. Still! My digital form still exists! This is the stuff from the guy’s body. Sorry again, Hero!”

- @sunwaltzincminor “The hero’s loving partner! Reminds me of my own relationship with Mind. Wonder if these two are connected.. Would that basically mean I’m dating his counterpart? Wait. Am I the hero’s counterpart?!”

- @electricalcheese “Ugh, the hero’s good friend.. I don’t like that guy. He’s weird. He literally threatened to pour steaming hot water on me!? HOW am I supposed to like him!? I hope he gets infected with some sort of disease.. this stupid ######..”

- @90-kit “Another one of the hero’s friends! Geez he doesn’t have a lot. Don’t have much to say on him. My paper just says ‘NULL’ which is basically nothing. Whatever it is, the hero seriously needs to make more friends. Being heroic and all and still only having like three friends? Do better.”

“And also! Tags! I might forget to use them at times. Whoops.”

#theguardian’swords - Joven asks answered

#hero’sentrance - playeR answers asks

#JovenDJposts - Joven posting whatever he wants

#playeR..whatever - playeR posts

[th3j0v3n]

what if i told you i am not the villain?