th3ycallmesami

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i’m a fuck up, but if you date me i’ll show you good music

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[th3ycallmesami]

Three years from now, the entire month of April will be 4/20

[th3ycallmesami]

Best ice cream store ever

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high school teachers are all like, “it only gets harder in college!!” but one time my professor dismissed class because she started coughing and couldn’t stop

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There are only two types of Taco Bell employees. The ones that give you two packets of sauce and the ones that give you twenty. There is no in between.

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I'm about to go HAM

home

and

masturbate 

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Selfie sunday.

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There’s about to be a battle up in here.

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Mister Toad is sleepy.

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