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Texts Brad:

Bradley: Something fun... can do. (;

Thalia: Wooh! Knew I could count on you to help me out

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Texts Brad:

Bradley: Thalia, you know better than to say things like that... gives me ideas.

Thalia: say things like what? I have no idea what you are on about...I'm just asking you to do something fun with me.

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Texts Brad:

Bradley: and how am i supposed to do that???

Thalia: I don't know...your smart? work something out? surprise me

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Texts Brad:

Thalia:Brad....I'm bored...amuse me.

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I'M SORRY OK I FUCK SAKE SCHOOL

SCHOOL IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE BUT I WILL NOT LET IT BECAUSE FROM NOW UNTIL LIKE...THE NEW YEAR IS THE ONLY TIME I HAVE TIME BC AFTER IT WILL BE EXAMD AND SHIT BUT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM LEAVING YOU ALL OK. LIKE IDEK BUT WE'RE PLANNING SORTA KINDA??? UMM UMMM I AM ALIVE THOUGH,LILLY IS ALIVE,GABUS IS BEING A ACTRESS AND SHIT AND YES.

BUUUUUUUUTTTTT if anyone needs it my aim is selenig and you can find me there pretyt much everyday IF you have any ideas or something bc like i said before I'm not letting this float away into the distance and god I'm hyper.

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I love them,like when I was little I hated them but now..I can honestly say I spend about 5 hours in there if I wanted to. 

Well I’m glad I’m not a flower, because I don’t necessarily like showers. Until I actually get in the shower, that is — once I’m in, I don’t ever want to go out, especially not when it’s going to feel like I’m on Antarctica.

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It's like the feeling you get when you have a shower.

So, how does it feel when bees pollinate on you? Does it tickle or have you gotten used to it?

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I was sitting down in park and this little boy smiles, sniffs me, and then says I’m a flower. He was the cutest little thing.

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I mean don't get me wrong,I like cartoons but I just never got into the show that much.

Nah, it’s a very distinct taste when it comes to humour and… cartoons. If you’re a weirdo that’s into cartoons like me. 

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fckkeah:

I just might do that.

I mean I don't think there's a rule against it so why not?

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I'm sure there's still some you haven't witnessed...pretty sure there's still some people left who would rather fuck a pig than you-though it's hard to tell the difference now that I think about it.

It’s amazing—and sort of scary—the fetishes some people have.

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I will if you will. I mean...I say by next year everyone will be saying it and then we will just be sitting there ranting about "How we used it before them and how they can't be with the cool kids."

Well, no one did — you keep using it and don’t let people judge ya.

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Who said I did stop though?

  Don’t let it stop you from using donut, so what?!

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Ohp...well,that's not our fault that all the good food is bad for you huh?

Yes, but my mother says that it’s quite neanderthal of me to be eating so many carbs.

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Ok then,I will call Indie up from right now tell her to give you voice confirmation since I have no idea if there is photos or not. Boytoy?!? Um...Who are you on about now? I told you-It was Indie when I was 16. I know you so well it's scary. Oh my god..I screamed because I didn't expect you to show me your dick again! You aren't a sex god and before you ask,no I don't want to find out for myself.

I want a picture or a video call from her saying this. That is the only way I will ever believe it. The only person I believe you’d do things with is that boytoy of yours. Who was it that you had girl on girl action with? Fun for another reason. You’re right about that one, Tally-whacker, you’re very right. You aren’t the first to scream, my dick has that affect but it’s not just by the mere site of it. God, I pleasure people without even touching them. I am a sex god!!! 

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I say you just lie there and refuse to move for anyone or anything.

I went to the diner last night at two in the morning and stayed there until roughly five drinking more coffee than I should of, and I’m just now waking up. Jesus Christ. I don’t even think I’m going to get out of bed, I’m comfortable. 

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Is it bad that I don't like Adventure Time that much?

If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to watch Adventure Time in my underwear for the rest of my life.