My morning glory doesn’t like the wind chime
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I cannot stand the parodies of modern major general, they're overdone and simply not as good as the original. They've done them about everything, whatever topic, big or small.
And when i notice one of them my eyes will always start to roll.
The diction's always slurry when they rush the complicated words, and adding many fricatives will turn it so cacophonous. The slanted rhymes are silly and they keep just making more and more, please someone stop the parodies of modern major general.
The scanning of the lyrics in the meter is unbearable, they emphazise the syllables in ways that are untenable, in short in matters musical, prosodic and ephemeral, i cannot stand the parodies of modern major general!
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Eloise Bridgerton being an absolute mood:
and Cressida's reaction of 'this girl is so weird, but I'm into it??? Wait am I into this??'':
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TOY DETECTIVES NEEDED !!
In 2005, my brother had his FAVORITE plushie named Hammer. He was bought at Universal Studios in the gift shop of the Jurassic Park ride. My brother took Hammer EVERYWHERE (the photos above are from our christmas card photoshoot), but unfortunately lost him, almost certainly at Denny’s. He’d gotten another dinosaur plushie (also named Hammer) as a replacement, but it was never quite the same.
I’d really like to get him another one, but I’ve looked and looked and have had no luck. I am desperate. If anyone can help find anything about him, be it manufacturer or year produced or what, it would be greatly appreciated!!!
Notable features about Hammer:
plastic eyes!
three fingers, no added material for claws
I can’t tell if he has 3 or 4 toes, but he has NO sickle claw
allegedly he was sold as a tyrannosaurus rex?? but he looks more like a velociraptor to me
no screenprinting
his teeth were felt iirc
This is kind of a stretch, but boosts are appreciated!! Help me find Hammer!
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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling
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Transmascs with boobs who are indifferent or happy about it. You agree, reblog
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Happy "the husband lesbian is a better husband than I was" anniversary!
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they are too much for my creloise brainrot
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your honour i'm obsessed with them shondaland really get me how did they know that 7 minutes of these two screaming strange noises and making funny faces was exactly what i needed
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"all that cash i spent in therapy and all i needed was to fucking work with jess" claudiaaaa😭😭 godddd i die for them thank you shondaland for this video i didn't know i needed it so much
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no other show.
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they put a mean blonde w mommy issues bound by patriarchal constraints of Society right in front of me, what was i supposed to do? not make her a lesbian?!
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Even if Cressida isn't a Lesbian in the show, She Will be a Lesbian in our hearts.
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I'm sorry this whole scene is insane. Cressida being pressed by her parents to find a man, her and her mother waiting for a suitor to visit and then Eloise is the one who shows up?!?! And Cressida is SO happy about it??
And then her father is all like "i never want you to see that girl ever again" for literally NO reason i'm????? She's a lesbian your honor i rest my case
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I drew the lesbian
"Would you give me the pleasure of joining me for a dance, Ms. Cowper?"
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