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that-banana-headed-bovine · 9 months ago

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Knight Rider X Transformers Figurine

Guys, guess who's jorts man finally arrived? That's right, mine did. Here have some pictures of him I took in a light box. You can all argue amongst yourself how beautiful or ugly he is.

And here are transparent PNG versions of the image that you can use to your hearts content for literally anything.

As a review on the overall toy...probably only buy this if your consumed by as much Knight Rider brainrot as I am. He does light up and speak with a fairly large amount of phrases, but his voice is disappointingly not William Daniels. His headlights popping up makes him extra adorable. His transformation sequence is super easy compared to some other transformers and he hides his transformation seams pretty well. There was one part on his stomach where I couldn't get the piece to snap into place so his chest isn't secured and is kinda floppy, but that might just be me. He comes with two generic guns and a little com-watch that is removeable. Yes and his jorts are still ugly. Do you think I should paint over them? Lemme know if there's anything else you wanna know about him.

#not the different voice actor whATTT #Is the actor at least trying to sound vaguely like Daniels or is it a whole other sound?#how every adaptation since the OG doesn't realize Daniels is like. 90% of the character 😭#Honestly tho he looks cooler than he did in the promo pics #they had the saturation up enough that the jorts looked more... intense #this is like. decent #I still wouldn't blame you if you painted over it though I'd be excited to see

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 10 months ago

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always love the baby boy

knight rider fandom do we still love karr or no. Talk to me

#I'm not babyifying all of this actions even in KvK that got intense #but he baby #objectively /j

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 10 months ago

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it was a stroke of genius to give James T Kirk a bitchy flip phone in the 60's, truly amazing to watch him slam it shut like a pissed off socialite girl in 2000's teen shows

#is that a garlic grater

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 10 months ago

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he's totally fine, there's nothing to worry about

#THE TIE DRAWN ON HIS CAST I'M CACKLING #this is iconic I love them

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 10 months ago

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Before any of this Kitt would call it a waste of time and scold Michael for not paying more attention to their mission...

THEN all of this would happen Then Michael would remind him, "it's a waste of time anyway", and Kitt would deny deny deny

Michael has probably challenged KITT to a game of license plate bingo at some point, probably many times actually.

Somehow I doubt Michael has ever actually won a game of license plate bingo against KITT.

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 10 months ago

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#he's a barbie girl #also the way the popup headlights are drawn reminds me of a Sour Shellybean in Viva Pinata #and I mean that in a 100% positive way I adore the design of Shellybeans #sweetened ones are cute but the sours are EPIC

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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man this piece of media i like that's bad and sucks would be so cool and awesome if it wasnt bad and didnt suck. unfortunately,

#ME WHEN SEASON 3 FORGETS ALL THE CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT #there shoulda been a season between 1 and 2 where they developed the sheer intensity of trust that they have in S2 #and then they should have LET THEM KEEP IT PLEASE PLease

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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real, Goliath Returns is just as bad too imo

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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#Michael meets a bad Michael impersonator for kids' birthday parties #that's the real plot trust me (I haven't seen this one)

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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i found the ending to goliath and YOU NEVER TOLD ME KITT WAS SO ANGRY. HE'S OUT FOR BLOOD AND VENGEANCE. LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FUMING. HE'S SO ANGERY. I LOVE HIM, FUCKING GET HIS ASS.

#REAL #I didn't get a whole ah username from this episode for nothing #Kitt was being extra iconic that day

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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Kitt is probably deeply insulted that the modern way to tell if a robot is evil is if it has red lights.

#REAAAAL #tbf I think it already was odd that he was red then #it would be hilarious if at some point he heard about that whole thing and was like #!!! no wonder people we interact with have been apprehensive of me Michael #I assumed it was due to the unfamiliarity of talking vehicles #I hadn't the slightest clue it could be a color #and Michael's like yeah actually that's pretty weird buddy idk why I never thought of it ?#and Devon's like oh #well yeah #I figured that if Kitt ever WERE to be compromised it would be for the better that people are generally apprehensive of him #rather than risk an Incident #and Kitt's like #...#frick you #jk idk what

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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You should totally make a transformer for KITT from knight rider it would be so cool

Also great bangers of art you make here love it

I HOPE IT ISNT TOO OBVIOUS I RUSHED THIS but I did. really quickly finished and it took me MONTHS to even start I’m really sorry

I’ve been slow on my inbox requests because I’ve been doing a lot of my own characters and testing my style. For this piece I’m returning to my lineless stuff but I’m probably going to post some more experimental art really soon

Anyway. My question: why is his official toy ugly. BLUE JORTS? I assume it’s based off his license plate but it looks AAWFFUL. HES THE KNIGHT INDUSTRIES TWO THOUSAND WHY WOULDNT YOU GIVE HIM KNIGHT THEMES

#CRYING THANK YOUUUU #I'm not even all that into transformers other than that it's a sick concept #but I know they could have done better than that toy in terms of design and BOY YOU DELIVERED #I like that he's got a unique Shape in yours #I've never seen a Transformer with ... I just had to google what the word for it is and idk if it's right but we're gonna try ... a gambeso #and not only does it make his silhouette so unique #AND evoke Knight Themes #but ALSO it's reminiscent of the vehicle's rectangular slopey shape as well #LOVE

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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Okay now draw transformers KITT with his boyfriend (Michael). pretty please? :)

this is the only quote I remember from th4 show

link to my original design post because I exploded when it came time to draw any more than I had already done so it’s impossible to see what h3 looks like … https://www.tumblr.com/amigac0debasic13/761187619850829824/you-should-totally-make-a-transformer-for-kitt

#HI it feels like the fandom is growing at an exponential rate all of a sudden and I couldn't be more happy about it WELCOMEEEE #your art style is absolutely scrumptious btw I wanna eat it #Michael's so FLOOFY wanna pat he head #in short I love thissss ;W;

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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this is just such a treat! from becky's mum translating devon's slang, to everyone thanking julio, to michael zooming becky around like a race car, to kitt asking if they can go for a ride soon to him losing all composure and going full herbie to make becky laugh to michael coming down to hug and laugh with her - this wholesome found family shit nearly made me cry. i nearly fucking cried over a sentient car; why are you all sleeping on race for life?? please appreciate it and give it some praise, its so cosy and personal and full of moments like this that makes the story hit you right in the feels.

#OH AGREED this episode is SO CUTE #it's the episode where I fully realized April was in fact a good idea #not that replacing Bonnie was a good idea because THAT ONE was not in the slightest #but they could have coexisted #anyway April brought with her family ties that no one else in the main crew had #idk about RC yet I haven't seen S4 #but Michael doesn't have one because of the identity shift thing #Bonnie's WAS directly tied to the Foundation but I don't know if her dad was meant to have passed or just be out of the picture now #closest thing we see to Devon's family is the Knights and they have all either passed (Wilton) or are heavily estranged (all the rest)#and Kitt's a car so like. self explanatory #using the introduction of a new pilot to explore how to balance familial connections with the job was genius #and using it to indicate that uhm actually you CAN have both the job can HELP the family was even better #I just wish they'd have realized this before Devon told Michael off about Stevie #I wish Stevie had been allowed to be a part of the cast can you imagineee #especially if she had some police experience bc her and Michael presumably met when he was on the force what if she was an investigator too #potential fr

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that-banana-headed-bovine · 11 months ago

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I humanised Kitt <3