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Get yourself a father, who, in his final moments, thinks about you. How proud he is. 

Who spends what could have been his final moments ever writing a letter telling you how proud he is.

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Team Radical head canons because everyone else is

Varian: He/they, bi, asexual, transmasc

Hugo: he/they/she, genderfluid/apagender, pan

Nuru: she/her, lesbian (I see her as cis I am SO sorry ;sob;)

Yong: “Gender is a social construct, I am all and nothing”, Aroace.

Donella: she/her, lesbian

Ulla: she/they, bi

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I don’t know why my posts are getting significantly more likes than a lot of our other blogs. Varian’s blog? 4-6 likes/reblogs at MOST. My one post about him? 17 likes.

I guess the exception would be Tele’s account, because sometimes other members in the system post there and it can get 30+ notes? Then there’s ones like Ariel who get NONE, Adam…it depends on the post, I suppose. Tele and I are OP in posting I guess.

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Varian’s Theme Song (yes, based off of the Sofia the First theme do you have a problem with that??/silly)

I was a guy in a Old Corona doing alright

Then I became a felon overnight :)

Now I gotta figure out how to do it right

So much to learn and see

Up in the castle kidnapping the Queen

Threatening royalty!

A whole enchanting prison cell is waiting for me

I’m so excited to be!

Varian the Alchemist

I’m finding out what being a felons all about

Varian

It’s unlawful everyday

Varian

It’s gonna be my time to show em all that I’m

Varian the Alchemist

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I never thought of Catalina going by she/they but now that I think about it

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Varian always feels so cool after writing down tangled/tts/vat7k lore. Wdym he has all four incantations written down? Wdym he’s planning on making another earthly translation of the key (to Demanitus’s scroll) based off of screenshots? Wdym he has the seven kingdoms lore written down? Wdym he has pronunciation guides? Wdym he has the plot to both TTS and Vat7k written down?? He needs to calm down

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Help?? I just remembered that last night I couldn’t figure out how to leave front so I was watching TTS, and I THINK it was S3 E14 or 15, it’s the one where Cass get’s the mind control thing and controls all who swore loyalty to the Moonstone, which is strange in itself because it’s a rock, might post about that later, we’ll see.

Anyway, and then it shows all the brotherhood being possessed, Hector, Adira, then, finally, Qurin! I completely forgot he’d sworn his loyalty to the Moonstone so naturally I gasped, until Varian said “hi Dad :D” and he just BLINKED himself out of possession. 

Damn, Varian might need to learn his Dad’s ways./vat7k ref

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Why does none of my family know who Hugo is? Cause Varian was making “NOT WHAT IM CALLED” memes yesterday, and he made one of Hugo and Jason Grace like “hi guys!” “Jason Grace!” “NOT WHAT IM CALLED”, and our aunt + friend didn’t know who Hugo was! Our OTHER friend didn’t know either (we know for a fact they didn’t) but he still said “slay bestie.” he’s such a girls guy istg/pos

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I keep getting triggered out by my username lmao

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Varian confuses me so much?? “Let me make you proud….*commits heinous acts of treason*” “I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU FEEL THE SAME AMOUNT OF PAINAND SUFFERING THAT I HAVE! *stops, then makes another appearance in the third season* I feel like a bird :D"

Also, bonus: “I’m having so much fun up here, passing through the clouds, is what I WOULD have said if you hadn’T CRASHED US INTO A TREE.” -Angry

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Hello. Main is @alchemy-and-magic

New to the system, my name is Hugo, my pronouns are he/they/she, not genderfluid, just apagender. I mean, I present and feel masculine, but I could NOT care less if you call me a she. 

THIS IS NOT AN RP BLOG. I’m sort-of-kinda actually Hugo I dont know if it’s a past life or if I’m just an idea the brain made, okay?? Not an rp blog not an rp blog keep that in mind when/if following

I might post about being a fictive, but mostly about TTS/RTA and vat7k.

Info in a more organized way:

Name: Hugo

Nicknames: N/A

Pronouns: He/they/she

Status: Taken </3

Orientation: Varianromantic

Source: Vat7k

Role in the system: Co-Host (I think on the 3rd of June, our host shoved Varian into front said “you’re host now, have fun ^^” and left?? Anyway, Al and Luci just hadn’t been doing their job so Varian had nominated me for co-host so. Yay, I guess?)

Age range for DMs: 12+ and under 19 (I only have one exception. Maybe comment or smth if you also need an exception.)

Age range for interactions: No age range for public interactions (comments, likes, reblogs, etc.) 

Looking for: Anyone besides Varian (We have canon mate fictive in our system @alchemy-not-magic)

DNI:

-Pedos (I’m a minor!! Get the hell away)

-Creepy adults in general </3

-Z00s (need I say more)

-Basic DNI

-Terfs

Whoop, anything else?? No? Happy scrolling, then.

-Hugo