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the double clap after "and still nobody wants me" in nobody is so funny. it's so jaunty for a deeply miserable song. i'm singing about how desperate i am for a single point of connection with another human being. and also i'll do a little clap.

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Best Conditioner for Detangling Chunks of Viscera from your Hair

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Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

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When you accidentally say the q word (quest) and your knight starts gently clanking from their happy wiggles like now you've done it, you have to send them into the dragon's lair or their helmet ploom will droop and they'll start waxing sad poetic in the moonlight

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returning after a few months long break from drawing with the usual ancient greek ladies

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Without a doubt

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the girls

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If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

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we need fangs in your neck friday now. More than ever

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forgot to poke air holes in the crotch of my pants and my penius died:(

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knight fairy

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Wisptober Day 17: Waiting

“On a weathered cliff overlooking the tempestuous sea, a monumental feminine figure stands vigil over dangerous shores.  She raises a flickering lantern above her head to cut through the darkness and guide returning ships safe to harbour.  

Local legend insists that she is an aggregation of all the sweethearts and wives still waiting for their beloved to come home.”

My idea was like " What if a ghost was a lighthouse!":D One day behind now but hopefully I can catch up this weekend!

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Drawing gruesome and blasphemous toxic yaoi about medieval emperors is the only thing keeping me sane rn

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itsy bitsy!

i wanted to play with proportions and make something as close to a chibi as i'm able to get -> ended up with this palm-sized spider. a fun experiment and mega charming, though if i'm ever struck by the urge to print more of these, i will probably make them a bit less compact.

the floral patterns are cut from a satin shirt i thrifted specifically for this purpose. i love this technique, especially because i don't have to worry about it rubbing away at joints.

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my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit