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What's the silliest behavior you've seen from your mon?

my male pidove, hocus and pocus, will sometimes get into a little courtship spar over my female, presto! until they remember that they are also mated to each other and they'll go from flinging wing attacks at each other to preening and dancing for each other. it's very goofy.

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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hey idiot. the future called and we’re all eating a delicious meal together and laughing

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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file

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it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

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I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

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[ID: a drawing of a cat walking away from a person but one of her front claws is stuck to the person's shirt, so her arm is pulled under her body as she leaves. the person, looking frustrated, says "gertrude" as they try to grab the cat.]

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Xisuma in REAL LIFE used to be stoner and some of his odd muchies consist of

- dorito dust mixed with dip in a homogeneous mixture

- oranges (peel ON “for the fibre”) dipped in greek yogurt

- “bowl of goop” that’s made of soup, noodles, cheese and crackers mixed until it’s thick goo

Overall, since the boiled chicken incident, I sincerely believe this man can’t cook. On another note can we get Xisuma with a hjuge blunt

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A thing I love to do is telling prepper dudes that one of my disaster readiness skills is making stuffed animals. They never get it. Like, my dude, when things get very bad and we're all sharing overcrowded shelters, you're gonna want the power to comfort children. Trust me.

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you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?

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disability rights involves the right to do fuck all. the right to be a useless member of society and STILL be loved and cared for and have a fair standard of living. human beings are not defined by the capital we produce.

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disability rights involves the right to do fuck all. the right to be a useless member of society and STILL be loved and cared for and have a fair standard of living. human beings are not defined by the capital we produce.