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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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"he would not fucking say that" but its about a character being a leftist. he would not fucking believe that

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gonna be a big one under the cut

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i watch baseball for the side quests

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I regret to inform you that Discord's new Terms of Service includes an arbitration clause. You can find it here https://discord.com/terms/#16. This clause includes an opt-out, which I have transcribed here:

You can decline this agreement to arbitrate by emailing an opt-out notice to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com within 30 days of April 15, 2024 or when you first register your Discord account, whichever is later; otherwise, you shall be bound to arbitrate disputes in accordance with the terms of these paragraphs. If you opt out of these arbitration provisions, Discord also will not be bound by them.

These clauses are underhanded ways that corporations seek to deprive you of your right to participate in class-action lawsuits and your right to a jury trial. (This does only apply to us users ,other people still spread the word though )

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When people get a little too gung-ho about-

wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?

ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.

That’s…wild. What was I talking about?

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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Wizard Fact #42: The real reason you're not supposed to stick a fork into your toaster is because you might stab one of the wizards in there

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Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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Another fundraiser I trust!

This one I haven't vetted 100%, but I trust it and we receive updates from the team organizing it. It was suggested by a follower but I decided to leave their @ unknown to keep their identity hidden because they discuss their personal relation to the fundraiser.

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are we still doing this because i have a late submission

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you bottle Miette??