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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

CODSWORTH IN A BOWLER HAT.

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Studies show that adding an excessive amount of wings onto your portraits increases their coolness factor by a whopping 300%

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Joining Artfight y’all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

If anyone wants to have a go at my weird lil characters, be my guest!! But don’t be surprised if you’re greeted by vengeance in return…

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AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHOLY SHIT! WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!

Dolly Parton was an Eye-con for this one

Ahaha!

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He’s fine, physically speaking, mentally? Eh.. not doing too great

Mayhaps you should check in on shadow milk cookie.. he isn’t doing too great

Oh goodness, what’s wrong-?! Is everything alright?!

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*the shade lord proceeds to sucker punch shadow milk cookie, right in the belly of the beast*

*dumps mud on you*

Now you really are a dirty lair!

guh-

heh-

funny

verrryyyy funny

you wanna know what else is funny?

How you’ll be choking on mud for eternity when I put you six feet under!

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In that case i’d avoid anything with vinager if I were you, it does the same think to milk

Ok but what would happen if you did eat lemon?

~🌙🌿

my body gets itchy all over and I start not breathing, because the acid curdles my milk components.

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(OOC: thank you!)

She's willing and ready to go at any time she’s just been relaxing in timeline number… A138APPLE^G

Waiting for you. But i’d hurry if I were you, she is not a patient cookie

I managed to find time keeper cookie… she was impressed that I managed to catch up to her..

She didn’t make it easy though… but I’m used to not easy

(OOC: I did Markoth on Raident which took me 28 HOURS!!!(total))

(ooc: YOOO HOLY FUCK WAY TO GOOO!)

oh I’m sure she didn’t

I’m sure she really tried to “clock” your ass haha-

regardless I’m glad ya got ahold of her she’s been so dodgy lately!

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Please do it then.. I wanna see it

Can you ride a unicycle?

yeah! I can do all sorts of tricks too!

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Can you do it while juggling pure vanilla?

Can you ride a unicycle?

yeah! I can do all sorts of tricks too!

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I’ll see if I can find her.. I, the void do suspend time after all… that would slow her down.:

POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNING(eating disorders): Did you know that it’s implied (kinda) that pure vanilla cookie has an ED?

*sighs*

yeesh I was really hoping you people wouldn’t find out about it

we’ve both been struggling with recovery with our ED’s. For the longest time I refused to eat because starving myself helped me “keep my figure” something my father ingrained in me. I can’t speak on his feelings, mostly because that’s not my business to share- all I know is that we are both working on recovering

going to Italian restaurants has surprisingly been helpful

(nothing like all day social pressure and never ending breadsticks to convince you to eat)

it’s… been a journey- but I’m really proud of him. I know it’s not easy. But he’s got so much strength.

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Sorry that it’s something you’re struggling with.. I hope you two continue to improve

Side note.. did you ever travel back with timekeeper to figure out how your pathetic excuse of a dad died?

POTENTIAL TRIGGER WARNING(eating disorders): Did you know that it’s implied (kinda) that pure vanilla cookie has an ED?

*sighs*

yeesh I was really hoping you people wouldn’t find out about it

we’ve both been struggling with recovery with our ED’s. For the longest time I refused to eat because starving myself helped me “keep my figure” something my father ingrained in me. I can’t speak on his feelings, mostly because that’s not my business to share- all I know is that we are both working on recovering

going to Italian restaurants has surprisingly been helpful

(nothing like all day social pressure and never ending breadsticks to convince you to eat)

it’s… been a journey- but I’m really proud of him. I know it’s not easy. But he’s got so much strength.

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Don’t let her hear that she will lose it.

Will Candy apple ever get a proper staff

on her 20th birthday she will, I got a plan and everything it’s what I did for black sapphire.

before he got his staff he had to use this absolutely silly looking bedazzled karaoke microphone he stole.

He color coordinated it and everything.

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If it’s that bad expect him to become delirious from the fever

I’m going to lose it….

Shadow Milk had caught the flu from Custard and while I was able to heal my great great grandson my darling wolf refuses to let me heal him-

I’ve been spending all night laying in bed with him and doing my best to comfort him

I’ve had to tie his hair up since he’s been vomiting all day. Currently we’re down in the dining room and I’m having to spoon feed him some jelly stew. I can only imagine how tired and in pain he is

why does he do this to himself

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Also expect dreams that only people on drugs would have! Especially if you take NyQuil

Also If it is the actual flu, expect the following symptoms:

Coughing a lot (don’t worry if you start tasting jam it’s just your throat being more prone to small cuts due to swelling)

Vomiting

Sneezing

Runny noises

Aches in the limbs

Chills and or sweating

Loss of appetite

Headache

And in extreme cases.. fever-delirium

sounds about right-

last night I threw up-

well damn!

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Sorry it keeps dribbling everywhere.. it’s just void is… also if void starts dripping from your eyes, you should stop consuming it.

May I interest you in a bowl of void?

oooo yes please! Nothing like a good bowl of void when I’m sick.

and quite literally I’m sick

Custard got the flu so I spent a lot of time taking care of him and now I do.

Love that for meeeee

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Enjoy! Also sorry that you’re sick

May I interest you in a bowl of void?

oooo yes please! Nothing like a good bowl of void when I’m sick.

and quite literally I’m sick

Custard got the flu so I spent a lot of time taking care of him and now I do.

Love that for meeeee