that-stickfig-phoenix

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

He scrambles into the driver's seat and turns on the engine, flooring it to get the car back up the hill before actually putting it in park this time.

"Every time, every fucking time. I should've just gone with the auto-park."

He gets back out, only to realise Lav is still latched onto him.

"Oh shit- You okay, Lav?"

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

"Well... Long and short of it, where I was, physics was just a suggestion, and abnormality was the normality. It was honestly a lot, so it's good to be back."

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

"Whuh-? Oh!"

He puts the car into park and steps out before bringing them into a hug.

"Hey, Artsy! It's been forever, how you been?"

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

Inside the driver's side is Phoenix! He's rubbing his head, which seems to have hit the steering wheel when the car landed. Said car is also very, very slowly rolling backwards down the hill.

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

"So, how you been? It's been too long since we last-"

The car lets out a beep as it starts rolling backwards, down the hill and towards the lake. Forgetting to let go of his sister, Phoenix immediately books it after the vehicle.

"Shit shIT SHIT-"

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

He chuckles, turning the car's engine off and stepping out to bring her into a hug.

"Anytime, sis. I missed you so much."

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

Then, out of the driver side window... pops Phoenix's head.

"Hey, Lav! Did you get the tea set I sent?"

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

The car shown in the image trundles onto the dirt path, its headlights flicking off as the driver's seat glows a pulsing green.

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

Somewhere in the Grounds, a pillar of yellow light reaches into the sky for a few moments, energy crackling loudly before it collapses in on itself. An impact of metal on ground, followed by a pained groan, might be heard if the area is quiet enough.

@sleepy-cantfuckingsleep

@jaxfromthatcircus

@littleladylav

@artsy-anonymous

@the-alcoholic-strawberry (or Juniper, your call)

(This is what he arrived in)

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

Aaand now he's laughing his ass off.

Bro is trying so hard not to laugh

"Never took you for someone who'd wear a maid dress. And yet you somehow made it work."

"I was FORCED into this, OKAY? NOT MY CHOICE, NOT MY DRESS!"

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

"Ah, shit. ¿Y ahora qué?"

This is Orion - A 7'8" stick of mostly unknown origin, but with a love for all things coffee. He specialises in unarmed combat, but he can also adapt to most any weapon. He was born in an area equivalent to Costa Rica, and as such frequently mixes Spanish into his speech. He also has very little filter.

"Speech looks like this" (Spanish will be italicised) "Whispering/muttering looks like this" Actions look like this <<Modspeak looks like this>>

<<Mod Amoeba here !! Yeah, I made a new one. This one's inspired by the Gildedguy series, as shown by the Stellapent in his eyes. A lot of his lore will be based on some headcanons I have around the world of Stellapent Cier, which is where the Gildedguy series takes place. The official lore page for that place can be found here.>>

<<Also ref jumpscare>>

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

hi. you sound like the narrator from slay the princess to me

"I- Really?"

He seems confused, but shrugs, smiling gratefully at you.

"Thanks, Anon. Do I really sound like that-?"

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

"Hey, anytime. Everyone deserves a hot meal."

A portal opens up and an orange stick figure tumbles through, landing in a slide. Writing on their metal arm glows orange and spitting embers. They get up and look over, putting out the embers.

"Oh, hi there. I'm Phoenix."

“HI!! I’M SPARKY- OHHH IS THAT FIRE?!!!!” His gaze locks onto the arm, pupils dilated.

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

It looks to be a beef stir fry with lamb, chicken, pork, and various other meats mixed in, with the meat:veggie ratio HEAVILY leaning towards the meat.

"Not sure what kind of meat you prefer, so I'm putting in a variety, just in case."

A portal opens up and an orange stick figure tumbles through, landing in a slide. Writing on their metal arm glows orange and spitting embers. They get up and look over, putting out the embers.

"Oh, hi there. I'm Phoenix."

“HI!! I’M SPARKY- OHHH IS THAT FIRE?!!!!” His gaze locks onto the arm, pupils dilated.

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

He's humming as he stirs the ingredients, adding spices and a couple sauces to the mix.

A portal opens up and an orange stick figure tumbles through, landing in a slide. Writing on their metal arm glows orange and spitting embers. They get up and look over, putting out the embers.

"Oh, hi there. I'm Phoenix."

“HI!! I’M SPARKY- OHHH IS THAT FIRE?!!!!” His gaze locks onto the arm, pupils dilated.

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

"Okay, so nothing bland or runny. I think I know what to make." He gets a portable stove out and turns it on, tossing various ingredients onto a pan and starting to fry.

A portal opens up and an orange stick figure tumbles through, landing in a slide. Writing on their metal arm glows orange and spitting embers. They get up and look over, putting out the embers.

"Oh, hi there. I'm Phoenix."

“HI!! I’M SPARKY- OHHH IS THAT FIRE?!!!!” His gaze locks onto the arm, pupils dilated.

[that-stickfig-phoenix]

"Hmm... Alright, do you prefer sweet or savoury food?"

A portal opens up and an orange stick figure tumbles through, landing in a slide. Writing on their metal arm glows orange and spitting embers. They get up and look over, putting out the embers.

"Oh, hi there. I'm Phoenix."

“HI!! I’M SPARKY- OHHH IS THAT FIRE?!!!!” His gaze locks onto the arm, pupils dilated.