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I went to sleep 5 hours ago let me sleep please

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"I miss 2D animation, 3D is so lifeless!"

No, no - from an avid and avowed lifelong 2D animation lover - what you miss is stylization.

Something animated to be "hyperrealist" isn't appealing to me anymore because it all starts to look very... samey. It'll age.

But if you have a proper sense of your style...

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I used an Ouija board to try and communicate with the dead, but when I asked it if any spirits were there, a spirit moved the planchette over to the ‘no’ section. I didn’t know what to make of the fact that I got sassed by a ghost.

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fresnel lenses and quantum computers are eldritch yuri im quite certain

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having a bad day so i'd like to show you all my cat (moonpie) in a necktie, if that's okay

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I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

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self-ac·tu·al·i·za·tion — the realization or fulfillment of one's talents and potentialities; suicide prevention

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So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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this is my favourite thing ever

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always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

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