oh c'mon gaudy, a couple puns here and there isnt that mulch
out of curiosity, how much would a wholesome thought cost from you, if you sold them at all?
i have never posted anything wholesome on this entire blog, it’s completely against my brand, how dare you, i would never stoop so low for a penny less than 30 bucks
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reblog and put in the tags what tiktok sound lives in your mind rent free
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Image Description:
First Image: A picture of a note and tampon under the windshield wiper of a blue car.
Second Image: A close up of the note that says, "You dented my plate with your hitch. Since you didn't have the courtesy to leave a note, I thought I might. I got your plate number, Mike P.
Here's a tampon, Bitch.
Yours truly, A better driver."
End Image Description.
Saw this in a movie theater parking lot. Someone left a tampon & a note on a car dash. I had to check that shit out
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Everyone who reblogs this before April 1st will get a personalised colour in their inbox based on the vibe I get from their blog
(no this isn't an April fools despite the date lmao, yes I will genuinely do one for everyone unlike some of these posts)
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one of my friends on facebook just said if the cinemas never reopen the last film he ever saw would be the sonic movie and i realized ‘that’d be a fun game’, rb this with what yours would be in the tags
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literally just @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses
You study Eldritch Horrors whenever their influence manifests on Earth. However, in your studies you discovered something lesser known; an Eldritch Comfort.
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Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).
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Genderqueer/non-binary celebrities
Amandla Stenberg: non-binary actress and singer (The Hate U Give, The Hunger Games) [she/her; they/them]
Ezra Miller: genderqueer actor (The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Justice League) [prefers he/him but is comfortable with all pronouns]
Chella Man: genderqueer YouTuber, actor & model (Titans) [he/him]
Brigette Lundy-Paine: non-binary actor (Atypical, The Glass Castle) [they/them]
Angel Haze: agender rapper & singer (Battle Cry, Cleaning out my Closet) [she/her; he/him]
Indya Moore: non-binary actor & model (Pose, Queen & Slim) [they/them]
Ruby Rose: genderfluid actress, model, talk show host, DJane (Batwoman, OitnB) [she/her]
Asia Kate Dillon: non-binary actor (Billions, OitnB) [they/them]
Quintessa Swindell: non-binary actor (Trinkets, Euphoria) [they, them]
Jonathan Van Ness: non-binary television personality, podcaster & hairdresser (Queer Eye) [prefers he/him but is also okay with they/them & she/her]
Feel free to add other celebrities or to correct me if I’ve got something wrong!
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Mason
reblog this with what your parents almost named you
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fuck it in the tags write your sign and if you like your sandwiches with or without crust
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#taurus #poseidon
reblog with your sign and your godly parent
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escalators, specifically going down them
reblog this w your weirdest fear!!! mine’s balloons
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If you’re LGBT and play Mario Kart tag this post with your orientation, your main, your fave character, and whether you’re good at Rainbow Road or not
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i made a quiz: which iconic fairytale lady are you?
there are 20 possible results, with characters both familiar and obscure: beauty from beauty and the beast, princess kaguya, snegurochka, cinderella, the nightingale from death and the nightingale, the little mermaid, sleeping beauty, baba yaga, the fairy godmother, the snow queen, thumbelina, the evil queen, little red riding hood, goldilocks, the goose girl, bluebeard’s bride, vasilisa the beautiful, rapunzel, and janet from tam lin.
please do reblog + tag with your results; thanks so much if you take it!
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literally me in any situation (im both of the characters)
Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable
Originally posted by hechosastrologicos
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could i join?
day 15....
YOUR EYES ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
instead of inktober I'm doing beautifultober!!!!
day one.......
YOU are beautiful!!!!!!!
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