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26f. I love my husband. You'd think I'd be a waterbender but I identify as a firebender. Honestly my interests are all over the place. Is and always will be a TES fan. Definitely an AKIRA fanatic. Samurai Champloo is the best. Skitty main in Pokemon Mystery Dungeons. Always loved that little kitty-cat. If you wanna ask me something you can.
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you jeff the killed it out there dude well done
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“I learned that just beneath the surface there’s another world, and still different worlds as you dig deeper. I knew it as a kid, but I couldn’t find the proof. It was just a feeling. There is goodness in blue skies and flowers, but another force - a wild pain and decay - also accompanies everything.”
— David Lynch
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What is even the difference between an Elf and a High Elf?
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you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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world where god was given she/her pronouns and 'that's what she said' is a spiritual utterance of praise when someone says something virtuous
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どうせごようはないですので
しっぽで ヘンジををしてやるです
なおジシンのモンダイはないのです
I response by my tail because she don't have any important matter now...and, we don't have any problems with today's earthquake
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Explaining the Kendrick Drake feud to my New England Old Money friend
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And they say brunettes with dimples can’t stabilize the reactor core 😏
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i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes
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do fish ever get to repent? or are they doomed to swim around forever bearing the sins we have tossed to them to consume over the many years?
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Demons and monsters that torture people because they feed on human suffering are so dumb. People are suffering everywhere my guy go literally any place and take a deep whiff.
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"unalive" should just mean the opposite of undead. if undead means a dead thing thats alive, unalive shuld mean an alive things thats dead. no i dont have any examples. ☝️yet
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