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I can't imagine that in 35 weeks ,I'm going to have a baby. A fully live baby.

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Yesterday I was asked How am I being held together after your sister died? my reply, “Lady, I’m being held together by coffee, duct tape and the power of books . I don’t think you want to know the rest of my personal iceberg.”

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Ok Amazon, You win. Take My damn Money!

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At this time All Hate Speech in my presence shall be met with an air horn to the face. If you lose your hearing because of this that is your problem and not mine consider this a warning.

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Attention humans with genitals. There may be some of us who don't know how to properly clean their junk. I will be posting two links on how to properly clean your parts.

https://youtu.be/gV2tmEyoj4s

For those with three holes down below

https://youtu.be/hZbkj2tPbf8

For those who have a (I'm using medical terms) penis.

Take care of yourself as our bodies are a key component to our mental health.

😘😘😘

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GAY AGENDA  |  GOD IS GAY

KISS WHOEVER THE F** YOU WANT   |   OPPOSITE OF STRAIGHT A’s

THE WORLD HAS BIGGER PROBLEMS  |   C*M

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Shout of to my people who feel like a five year old having a meltdown in the candy aisle in the grocery store.

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Welp Twitter is dead what's next?

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Me in a nutshell.

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This first thing I thought when I woke up from surgery was I am so hungry and I need ramen right now! but the second thing I thought was Oh my god, I'm safe.

I was safe.

I thought about having kids someday, but the thought was always divorced from the concept of having to grow them in my body. Whenever I thought about it, I would either start screaming or my mind would shut down. My worst nightmares featured discovering I was pregnant, and realizing I would have to keep it, and go through childbirth. I was terrified.

I got the surgery, and realized I was safe, and I never had those nightmares ever again. It was like finding out I was bulletproof.

Later, I looked at the broken condom, and I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. I didn't see my hopes and dreams turn to ash as I pivoted all my energy into a child I didn't want. I didn't see a possibility of starvation or homelessness because my already modest income went to a child I couldn't afford. I didn't see my disabled body becoming further disabled, or killed, by a pregnancy that I didn't want.

Read more between the pages commentary: https://www.patreon.com/posts/68216364 (free post, no paywall)

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Ok, Storytime. I got the movie Pinocchio banned at my elementary school.

I was 12 and it was a rainy day and my teacher at the time decided since we couldn't go outside for recess we would watch a movie in the classroom. Well after the movie I went to the Teacher and told him that I didn't think it was a good idea to show that movie to impressionable 12 year olds.(I went to a public school in the ghetto) he asked me why and I said it was the mild language, kidnapping of children and being eaten by a whale character kinda dies,(Kinda as Pinocchio is a puppet and there for the traditional idea of death doesn't apply.) Child trafficking and last but not least forced labor. Now that I looked back at that I may have also said aloud the language that was used. The words was "Come on ya Jackass" while going to recess the next day to a classmate. Last I checked it's that is the only movie other than the Bridge to Terrabethia(apparently for some reason). That and the teacher was arrested turned out he was a pedophile when I was 14.

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Who ever made menstrual cramps present in people who menstruate. HOW DARE YOU TO EXIST AND MAKE OUR LIVES A FESTERING SHIT PILE!!! BEGONE YOU FOUL DEMONS THAT CAUSE WE WHO MENSTRUATE SO MUCH PAIN.

That is all!!

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Welcome to Tumblr where weirdos and everyone in-between dwells in a deepest parts of the swamp.

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When did I get myself into the point that I found knotting to be interesting? Yes I am a furry and have been since I was 16.

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When you play the 90's kid card.