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phenomenon ive only ever seen on tumblr that i think we should start killing people over actually
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re: finding platonic explanations for things you cannot even imagine, I'd like to see an aromantic jealousy plot for a change. Character A is seethingly jealous of Character B's love interest but it's not because they're romantically interested in B, it's because they're aro and B is the most important person in their life and this is an unwelcome reminder that they will always come second to a traditional romantic partner in society's eyes and possibly B's as well.
And honestly you don't even need a powerful interpersonal connection to activate Hater Mode. I wasn't that close to any of my middle school classmates and I certainly wasn't interested in them romantically, but I was still so sick of hearing about the boy band guys they had crushes on that I fantasized about Justin Bieber dying in a plane crash. Not my most hinged of moments but idk what to tell you, middle school was a bad time
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I love my cities subreddit because everyone on there is deranged and miserable just like real life
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eh, screw it *releases my fucked up vampire au from the confines of my mind*
anyway I decided my blog is for me and I can draw and post all the weird silly concepts of my dreams and nobody can stop me. I actually have a lot of potential comic ideas ping-ponging in my head for this AU — not a linear story or anything (beyond what's on this post), just some good fun and shenanigans.
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How do you manage to stay half sane with a 4 year old? Mine is really pushing me to the limit (limit cause I'm in it to win it) sorry - I'm losing it lmao.
I have 4 things to say about this actually:
1. GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME. I'm kidding but also I couldn't help myself.
2. I am also losing it a good percentage of the time. Like I don't yell and scream and throw hands but I am your stereotypical frazzled mom in leggings and unbrushed hair. Please always remember that the internet is always just a SNIPPET of someone's life no matter WHAT they tell you and if someone is marketing to you "this is the the cure all for your child's behavior" they're lying to you point blank, because your child is a human being- not a illness to cure. And anyone who looks perfect online I promise you they're not. I promise you they've flipped out on their child, we all have. I have! I have been overstimulated and sick and had to answer the same question for the 500th time and lost my cool more then once. The important thing at least in my opinion is that I apologize to my child, I state why I'm apologizing, and I then change my behavior.
3. I married a man who wanted to be a husband and father more than anything in the world. Even more than he wanted a wife and child. And I know this is so stupid and sounds insanely cliche but he is actually my best friend. Not in the "I met Jason 2 years ago and he changed my life for the better" speech on your wedding day kinda way. Like "This nerd has been my best friend since 8th grade, we've hid from the cops, pulled pranks on each other, sat by each others hospitals beds our entire lives" kind way. It is very easy to parent with your best friend.
4. I have firm boundaries that I hold with my child and I know that while she may not like it, doesn't make me a bad mom- no matter what people may think. I'm on blood thinners, so Mommy is not for jump kicking off of. Mommy is for snuggles and hugs and walks and playing tag. Just this morning she wanted to play keepy uppy and I said "mommy will finish her coffee and then she will play, deal?" And she accepts this because she knows mama is gonna have her coffee. She's not always thrilled not getting her way immediately but I keep my sanity and I also like to think I'm teaching her that I matter as a human as much as I matter as a mom
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Our community has always been at the core of the kh mobile games. We’re proof that we can make anything out of nothing if we put our minds to it.
If you still have something you want to say about missing link, say it. Ideas and projects you want to make? Make em. Key kids who are a blank slate? Why not explore what you want for them?
ML might be dead for now, but it could come back in a different form. Until that day comes, this is our playground. We have the power to do whatever we want with the beautiful bits of canon they gave us and with all the amazing things we’ve already made so far
And if you’re not in a creative mood yet, if you need time to process and grieve this, that’s okay. I’m still sad too. I’m gonna be sad about this for a very, very long time. But we’re still in this together, no matter what happens next
Maybe the real missing link was the friends we made along the way 🤍
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i love when multiple pfps of the same character interact w my stuff bc this is always what i imagine
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its crazy how teeth problems can fucking kill you and not only are dental services not free they cost a ludicrous amount and require an entirely different type of insurance than the rest of ur body. aside from the eyes, of course, which need a third type of insurance. What are we even doing man
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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one
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You're a psionic who has just been forcefully enrolled in a magic academy because someone saw you using telekinesis. Now you need to pass all the magic classes in order to be considered proficient enough at magic you won't accidentally kill civilians.
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You scream, seeing a monster in place of your roommate. "Yeah," it says, staring back, "not my best morning."
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“QUICK YOU HAVE TO SHOOT THE RIGHT ONE!!!” BANG “sinister chuckle You picked wrong.” “No I didn’t.” “…huh?”
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