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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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this is for me when i get there

I NEED TO RANT ABOUT JINMAO FOR A BIT BC IM VERY FRUSTRATED

SPOILERS THROUGH BOOK TEN OF THE LIGHT NOVELS

I'm gonna kill them. I had to stop reading bc one page frustrated me so badly I HAD TO TAKE A BREAK. Tell me why Maomao literally is like "So it was that maomao pretended not to know, even though she did. Not fair of her at all."

GIRL I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD. I KNOW YOURE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED BUT I CAN'T HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THIS. IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS BESTIE. YOUR MAN HAS KISSED YOU. HE HAS TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU. HE BRANDED HIMSELF, CHANGING THE ENTIRE COURSE OF HIS LIFE.

THROW THE MAN A FUCKING BONE GIRL Like. It's not just her fault the burn is so slow. She even says something about how he could have what he wants at any time, but he's too nice to do it and wants the other person to be happy.

But Jinshi what about me. What about ME? I am not happy. I need to mash you together like dolls.

This is mostly a joke, the whole thing is written extremely well and the burn is great but I can't handle much more burning imma be real. And every other book they give you something that's just enough to keep you reading. A tiny Jinmao moment that makes you think it'll happen soon.

AND THEN IT DOESN'T. I actually want to write like. A real actual well thought out post about why they are so dysfunctional and why they're not together yet bc I think it's fascinating.

But also. I just NEED them together. So for now this will have to do bc I NEEDED TO RANT. Thank you for your time.

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Puberty blockers are older and safer than ivermectin, too.

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🐍

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Lupins at midnight, Iceland by Nigel Danson

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Don't test the fates

What do you believe in now?

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I've said this before (but can't find it), but you aren't sexualising an 'old man' when you thirst over Sirius... because he died when he was 36.

My Tumblr fellow in Christ, that's not even middle-aged.....

You are thirsting over someone young who probs still largely looks like they did in their 20s (under non-Azkaban circumstances).

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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Beyblade heavyweight division

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Unexpected things of 2025 so far.

Me getting back into OHSHC and getting into KyoKao.

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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

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K

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not sure if this will make sense to anyone besides me but: the antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth