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jalph tings

jack: *realizes ralph is naked underneath all his clothes*

jack:

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Why was the fact that Jack is supposed to be so ugly so significant in the book? Like, surely if he was meant to represent the cruelty and wickedness in this world then he would be represented as the devil. And the devil is supposed to be really attractive, hence the phrase “handsome devil,” like how does that work?

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Jack: What’s your biggest fear?

Ralph: Being forgotten.

Jack: Damn, that’s deep...

Jack: Mine is the kool aid man, but I feel kinda stupid about it now.

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Jack, in bed next to Ralph: [whispers] Hey, Ralph?

Ralph, sleepily: What?

Jack: I can’t sleep

Ralph: I can

Ralph: Good night

Jack:

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Jack: Hey guess what this jumper is made out of

Ralph: Boyfriend material?

Jack: [Rolls eyes] No, it’s 100% wool

Jack: I’m a wolf in sheep’s clothing

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More LOTF stuff- featuring smol Jesus son

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“Beast From Air” Samneric! (My art!)

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commission for @briwookie of ralph + jack from lord of the flies!! thanks, yo ;)

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[Everyone is standing around the burned out fire]

Roger: So. Who left it alone? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.

Simon: …I did. I left it.

Roger: No. No you didn’t. Jack?

Jack: Don’t look at me. Look at Ralph.

Ralph: What?! I didn’t leave it unattended.

Jack: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was out?

Ralph: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s out.

Jack: Suspicious.

Ralph: No it’s not!

Samneric: If it matters, probably not, but Maurice was the last one to guard it.

Maurice: Liar! I don’t ever watch the fire!

Samneric: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the pit earlier?

Maurice: I use the heat to cook the meat we catch. Everyone knows that!

Simon: Okay let’s not fight. I left it alone. Let me rebuild it, Roger.

Roger: No! Who left it!?

Ralph: Roger…Piggy’s been awfully quiet.

Piggy: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

Roger: I doused it. I burned my hand so I covered it in sand. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Ralph: Shit, we have three plates, but five people. What do we do?

Piggy: Buy more plates.

Simon: Share.

Jack: Give all the food to me, then we only need one plate.

Roger: Kill two of us

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Here is another two drawings I have done tonight of Ralphmon ~ ❤❤

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Simon x Roger ~ ❤❤

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Maurice x Simon. Don’t ask I got bored and drew them ~ 😂❤

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Lord of The Mean Girls

So LoTF is basically Mean Girls right

WhaT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T HOW THE BOOK WENT

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“Come now,” said the Lord of the Flies.

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Some LoTF Sketches

Little Sam (or Eric, they’re pretty interchangeable) and Maurice. :)

(Sam’s turning around, if it looks a little awkward; probably about to see the “beast.”)

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lotf (1990)