thatdamnfirebrand
thatdamnfirebrand
"God, they're annoying..."
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Heavily canon-divergent, headcanon-based, older teen Red from South Park. Please read the rules and FAQ pages before interacting; it's extremely appreciated. 
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thatdamnfirebrand · 2 years ago
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//Upon further thought, I've honestly decided to just leave this blog as an archive. I'm out of my SP phase again for pretty much good, I think. I kind of feel embarrassed that I even got into an SP phase again, RP-wise. I know this might be disappointing to a few people, but I'd rather do this than force any activity that'll be half-hearted, or just delete without any explanation. This fully lies on my own feelings; I hope you guys can understand. Thanks for the threads and stuff I did have with others though. You guys keep rocking and doing your own thing. //Feel free to unfollow this blog unless you really feel the need to keep it in your list, I guess. After this goes up, I'm not logging in here again. //For those that'll probably find this blog and go "GROSS, you had an SP blog?!" Yep. Not everyone who RPs this show is a "bad person." Sometimes things happen and a spark strikes up for like a second. Please don't be so quick to judge others who do the same. See you.
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//It's been a while. A long while. I'm honestly really sorry about that. There was a lot going on in my life, stuff I don't want to talk about too much. But I really needed time to get my shit together. I wanted to pop in to let everyone know that I'm okay, and I do want to come back and write on here again. I'm really sorry again for disappearing without saying a word, but I've been going through some serious motions life-wise, and I don't want to burden others with my shit like I've done too many times before. Personal growth, all that jazz. //For those who had my Discord, it's still disabled and will be until pretty much further notice. I honestly hate it. It really fucked with my mental state in the past. I feel better without it. I want to be active again on @skyxsea too, but we'll see.
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thatdamnfirebrand · 2 years ago
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//It's been a while. A long while. I'm honestly really sorry about that. There was a lot going on in my life, stuff I don't want to talk about too much. But I really needed time to get my shit together. I wanted to pop in to let everyone know that I'm okay, and I do want to come back and write on here again. I'm really sorry again for disappearing without saying a word, but I've been going through some serious motions life-wise, and I don't want to burden others with my shit like I've done too many times before. Personal growth, all that jazz. //For those who had my Discord, it's still disabled and will be until pretty much further notice. I honestly hate it. It really fucked with my mental state in the past. I feel better without it. I want to be active again on @skyxsea too, but we'll see.
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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A wild Emu is here. He has come with video games for a game off
"Rebecca! I think one of your friends is here!" Wait, was she expecting anyone today? Once she heard her mom's voice downstairs, Red set her journal and pen aside to get up from her desk and head over. Maybe Nichole came to visit, or Tammy and Em stopped by to say hi. She wasn't expecting this surprise of a visitor when she opened the front door. "Huh...?" The redhead took a second to study who was on her porch right now, before her eyes slightly widened. "Emu? What the heck are you doing here?" That's when she noticed the bundle of video games her new rival had with him. Oh...so that was why...
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"Ah. So you sought me out, huh? Thought you would've had your fill at the arcade. Bring it." "Rebecca, take the trashcan to the curb before you forget. It's trash night. Who are you talking to anyways," her mom called from the kitchen. A sigh left the redhead as she pinched her nose.
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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//Been thinking about making some adjustments to my rules. Don’t worry, it’s not anything bad or worrying! I just want to make myself a little more approachable to others. 
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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pathos-with-a-side-of-death​:
“I absolutely am.” The blond flashed a toothy grin, kicking out his legs to restart some of his prior momentum. He hadn’t expected the other to actually take him up on the offer, but he was pleased to have some company and not look like a complete weirdo for being by himself in the park. Time really did seem to slow though, just two kids playing around like old times. 
“Yeah, now that you mention it, you do seem kinda familar too.” Kenny hooked his arms on the chains again, clasping his hands together, and leaned back a little dangerously as he looked at the redhead. “Name’s Kenny. What’s yours?”
“Red,” came her response, “Kenny...Kenny...McCormick? You were like, part of Marsh’s group, right?” Hopefully she was remembering right. Those four guys... Craig especially had problems with them, but considering what happened to him...could anyone really blame Craig on that one? Red watched the blond lean back, and sighed internally. He was really gambling with balance here. She swore he looked like the seat was going to flip any second now.  “Seriously dude, if you end up flat on your face, you’ve got no one to blame but yourself.”
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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FUNNY CLUB PENGUIN BANS  {Sentence Starters}                  warning: profanity abounds
“Why this?”
“I’m a fucking piece of pizza.”
“Ah, yes… my meth lab is ready.”
“Magic mirror, will I ever find love?”
“That’s illegal, people can’t do that.”
“Did you just propose using emojis?”
“I ain’t stoned… just slightly pebbled.”
“Wanna hear a joke? —— Your future.”
“Bitch, throw one more snowball at me!”
“I dare you to jump off. Do it for the vine.”
“YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.”
“What do you mean you’re being murdered?”
“Stop screaming, children. It will be over soon.”
“Fashion police… You’re definitely under arrest.”
“Will somebody help me hide this body in here?”
“Holy shit, Toto, we sure as fuck ain’t in Kansas!”
“GET IN, LOSERS, WE’RE GOING SLEDDING!”
“You look beautiful… NOT YOU. The newspaper.”
“You are a terrible singer, but you have a nice bod.”
“Excuse me, do you know where I can find the booty?”
“Why should you not touch this coal? Because it’s mine.”
“I could kill you right now. No one would hear you scream.”
“Not this shit again. I ain’t fucking with these Christmas lights anymore.”
“I’m sorry, but it needs to be said… that shirt makes you look like a cow.”
“When I see stars, I think of you. — Because you’re only beautiful from a distance.”
“I could go back and pretend to be you. they wouldn’t even realize you were missing.”
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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pathos-with-a-side-of-death​:
Startled by the voice, Kenny hoisted himself up and peered over, blinking at the girl he found in his company. Slowing to a halt, the blond put on a lazy smile and hooked his arms around the chains of the swing. “Nah, it’ll be okay! Worst thing that can happen is if you suddenly let go.” He kicked his legs idly, causing himself to sway gently, and tilted his head. “Wanna join me? There’s a free seat, and if you’ve never experienced the thrill that is swinging upside down then you are seriously missing out.”
The invitation was an unexpected, but welcome one. Red cracked a smile and went over to take a seat on the neighboring swing. It’d been a good while since she even did something like this. Who knew something simple like relaxing on some old swing could bring a sense of comfort? Kind of felt like time was starting to slow here. The weather was near perfect too, with a cool, comforting breeze.
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“You’re dead-set on changing my mind, huh?” Red gave a few idle kicks of her own to start on a gentle sway, hands moving up to grab the chains. “Sure, I’ll bite. Y’know, you kind of look like someone I know. I think from school... What’s your name?”
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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Hi there! Are you part of the South Park community and looking for a place to RP without worry of judgement? Or maybe you’re just trying to find fellow writers from the community? Well look no further! This server is recently made to welcome fellow South Park writers { As long as they’re respectful of each other of course! } Feel free to reblog this and spread it around!
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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“Yo, don’t get too crazy with that!” Red came to a stop to look at the blond; she swore he was going to scrape his scalp along the ground at some point. Was he even going to listen to her? Who knew. It was his funeral if he fucked up. Now that she thought about it, this guy kind of looked like someone she went to school with.  Her hands were tucked in the pockets of her hoodie, one of them fiddling with her keys while she waited for a response. In a way, playground antics like this did make her think of the past. Simpler times. Well, not exactly simple because of the school she and everyone else went to, but still... 
Kenny leaned back on the swing, kicking his legs out and allowing the momentum to push him slowly. Bored and with nothing to do, he had come to the park. None of his friends currently answered his texts, and it felt like a waste to just sit at home--especially with his sister spending the night at a friend's. What else was he going to do?
Giving himself a proper push with his legs, he began to swing properly. Once he gained enough thrust, he dipped backward while still holding onto the chains to keep himself upright, going upside down and giving himself both a headrush and a thrill of excitement.
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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“Aw HELL yeah, I’ve got the house to myself!” Red threw her hands up, and went to rush up the stairs to her room. Throwing herself onto her bed and rolling over to her phone, it was time to blast some music.  The good shit. 
“SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL!”
One might as well call the bass blasting from the speakers an earthquake. 
“TAAAAAAKYOOOOOON!”
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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Lana del rey- In my feelings
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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//I think I feel good enough to head back on here again, maybe. I’m going to take things slow. I’ve also been thinking about maybe just making my sideblog muses as...side muses on here? Not sure what the proper term is. It’s just that people still assume it’s a main blog and they think they’re not getting followed back. I’ll figure things out eventually. 
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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//Well, the “worst I feared” has happened, even though I was trying to fight it. I lost my drive for Red and my other SP muses right now. I think because of so many things going on, and worrying over disappointing everyone for wanting to drop threads and everything, it snowballed. I’m sorry for not communicating way earlier and in a better way, as I should’ve.  I really, really wanted to build things with everyone, start new interactions with those I hadn’t yet, ect. But I also felt like it was shitty to start anything “new” because I was struggling with drive to get to way older threads because it was “taking so long anyways.” I wanted to so badly not be “that guy,” that I ended up becoming “that guy” anyways. Past fallouts really affected me to be enthusiastic about anything, whether it’s plotting, saying I don’t feel a muse anymore, ect. I clam up out of fear of becoming the person people tolerate, but can’t stand and talk shit about in private circles. I honestly just wanted to ghost and be done with everything like I’ve done before because it’s “safer” than just saying how I feel. But that’d be shitty/unfair and I don’t want to do that to anybody.  As of right now, Red and @snowangelcircle (my SP sideblog) are on a mini hiatus. I think if I just take a step back and focus on other things for a while, I’ll feel more drive to come back. Because I’m really interested in all of your guys’ stories and muses. There’s a reason I follow you, after all. I just want to do things right, next time.  I’m sorry this got long-winded. It’s a habit of needing to explain myself fully, so people hopefully understand where I’m coming from, if that makes sense. I wish you guys the best, and take care. I really mean it. 
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thatdamnfirebrand · 3 years ago
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    “Ain’t this a bitch. Feels like the days are blending together.” Red shut the door behind her and spun her keys around her finger. Actually, today felt really good for a drive. Maybe someone could tag along with her; that’d be cool. She just needed to be out of the house for today. That “cramped space” feeling was kicking in again. A chime in her purse sounded off, and Red rummaged through it to pull her phone out.
[Txt:] Hey honey if you’re going out can you stop by the store and get eggs?  Love ya.
     Red cracked a smile at her mom’s attempt to be hip at the end of her text. 
[Txt:] Ok. Love ya too Mom.
Time to take the Camry out for a spin. 
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