my ferrets are kawaii as hell
i bought another one the other day
now i have mr chris brown
and little miss kyary pamyu pamyu
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eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
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next time i catch you off guard though ill get an album full of sweet pics
itd be super if i caught you doing something horribly embarrassing
like one day youre innocently picking that cute little nose and then bam
my lens is on you like peanut putter on a sandwich
forever the world will stare in awe at the beautiful sight
you digging all up in that gold mine
Okay I’m chill with that.
Take photos of whatever your heart desires.
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changed my mind no photos for you
im more into the candid thing anyway
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turntech-therapist replied to your post: Hello, I hope you have an amazing day and all that.
Oh really now? That’s one big shocker of a surprise.
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Hello, I hope you have an amazing day and all that.
damn skippy ladyfriendyou just made my week
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==> Suddenly, you're too tired for this. You decide to curl up on the couch and wait for Dave to get here.
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its kind of like im living in a house made of brownies right now
i lost track of how many batches i made alright
came eat some before i force them down your throat
omg
omg omg
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so metaphorically speaking
if id spent most of last night after three am making brownies
would anyone want one or two or ten of these things
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