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It's done.

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what are your favorite hoxton hcs and pairings!! i need to know about your boy

YESSS MY BOY!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!! Be prepared, there’s a lot I’ve got to say >:]

Headcanons:

He can’t cook for shit, he’s not allowed into the safehouse kitchen without supervision cause the last time he tried to cook he almost burned the whole place down

He’s not a completely lost cause though, he can at least made a decent sandwich

Hox is very passionate about all holidays, especially Christmas and Halloween, the safehouse is always completely decked out with decoration during that time

Hoxton has a middle name that he dislikes to the point that he doesn’t use it at all unless absolutely necessary (e.g. paperwork), in most cases he just uses James B. Hoxworth [got the B from the Merry Payday Christmas intro where his lawyer refers to him as Mr.Bo- before getting cut off by him]

Hoxton hates board games with a passion, especially monopoly, he WILL flip the table, however he’s not bad at card games, since he often played with other inmates at Hazelton to pass the time. [hc originally by redgie-hedgie]

PTSD, not often triggered, but the stuff he went through while incarcerated defintely clouds his mind sometimes when left alone with his thoughts for too long

On that note, Hoxton is absolutely TERRIFIED each time he gets in custody, he’s afraid he’ll get left behind and end up in jail again.

He often ties his ponytail too tight and gets headaches

He’s migraine prone in general, so is Dallas

Houston is a morning person, Hoxton is a night owl, it’s another reason they hate eachother. (cue Houston who just woke up seeing Hoxton who’s about to go to sleep in the hallway)

Pairings:

WolfHox: Come on, it’s obvious the two have something going on, you’d have to be blind to not to see it. First ship I ever shipped in this fandom

HoxDal: I don’t even know how I started shipping this, I one day just thought “mmm yes smart man kissing smart man mmm” and then decided to roll with it

HoxHous: At first I was against it but slowly and surely began to warm up to the idea of it and now I am an enjoyer of the messy enemies-to-lovers arc those two have going on

I also selfship with Hoxton but that’s something I kinda prefer not to mention as often 👉👈

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Glaz painting inspired by The Fallen Angel by Alexandre Cabanel

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I need headcanons of poly!hoxwolf x reader

Please 🙏🏻 🥺😫😩

Alr, these next two are going to be shorter, as is the punishment for sending in an ask after I closed my inbox /nm

Hoxton x Wolf and their s/o

- Expect there to be a lot of physical affection from both parties

- Wolf usually does his in private, unless he's celebrating something, in which he gives both of you a firm kiss and even tries to pick you up

- Yes, by both I mean he even tries picking up Hoxton (it's really funny)

- Other than that, he might hold hands and doesn't mind if you two are affectionate with him in public (he just doesn't really initiate it)

- Hoxton however, initiates it in public and private

- He'll keep an arm around both of you clearly not ashamed by his relationship (not that you should be, just that people can be really judgmental)

- He's more than happy to give either of you kisses, which definitely get both of you cheesing

- If anyone judges you at all, both of them are raring to go and fight the person (as they should tbh)

- Hoxton would probably be more verbal, whereas Wolf might legitimately punch the guy

- Either way, dating them means you're safe and loved!! Forehead kisses and arms around the shoulders galore :)

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cure of ra

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awful doodle that i needed to get out of my system

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Gang, we fuck with furries, right?... Aaaaaah of course we do, come on in you furry freaks B)

Now, some doodles from best to worst

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Hoxton and Houston making out sloppy style, that is all /lh

they want eachother

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Hox is just perf, also dom hox is just yes

Hox Sux

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Every person need to be taught disability history

Not the “oh Einstein was probably autistic” or the sanitized Helen Keller story. but this history disabled people have made and has been made for us.

Teach them about Carrie Buck, who was sterilized against her will, sued in 1927, and lost because “Three generations of imbeciles [were] enough.”

Teach them about Judith Heumann and her associates, who in 1977, held the longest sit in a government building for the enactment of 504 protection passed three years earlier.

Teach them about all the Baby Does, newborns in 1980s who were born disabled and who doctors left to die without treatment, who’s deaths lead to the passing of The Baby Doe amendment to the child abuse law in 1984.

Teach them about the deaf students at Gallaudet University, a liberal arts school for the deaf, who in 1988, protested the appointment of yet another hearing president and successfully elected I. King Jordan as their first deaf president.

Teach them about Jim Sinclair, who at the 1993 international Autism Conference stood and said “don’t mourn for us. We are alive. We are real. And we’re here waiting for you.”

Teach about the disability activists who laid down in front of buses for accessible transit in 1978, crawled up the steps of congress in 1990 for the ADA, and fight against police brutality, poverty, restricted access to medical care, and abuse today.

Teach about us.

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The best part about turning 30 was, legitimately, unlocking the ability to use this image

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i put a shirt on him :) anyways im trying to bridge the gap between pd2 and pd3 hous none shirt version:

anyway this is subtle enough right. they're small. they can go in my mouth- i mean who said that

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

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PAYDAY????

IN MY ANIME?????

Anime is Welcome to Demon School! Iruma-kun

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Humbly and irritatedly, NO.

Don't bother sending hate. I screen shot it so I didn't have to reblog it.

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@deadbranch please. My achy bones would love that. Lol

Listen here, bitches. I swear to ANY GOD, the next time I see PeePaw Captain Price, I will lose it.

HE'S 37 IN COD MW 2 REMAKE THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING!?

I AM IN THAT AGE RANGE AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THE FUCKING CONCEPT OF BEING OLD! LITERALLY IN 4 YEARS I WILL BE 37! FUCKING STOP IT!

THIS IS A 37 YEAR OLD MAN WHO IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER UNLESS HE GOT YOUR MOTHER PREGANANT AT 15!

THIS IS A MAN OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER AND GRANDFATHER! (Mike 'Thatcher' Baker from R6 who is canonically 60ish.)

THOUGH THEY MAY LOOK SIMILAR THEY ARE NOT!

NOW FUCKING STOP IT!