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The mental math he did to calculate the risk of having his friends in society

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hmmm

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"The trolley problem makes you ethically complacent because it releases you from a third option" the Trolley Problem is a fucking thought experiment, idiot, and a real-life comparison to matters where you DO NOT HAVE A THIRD FUCKING OPTION.

Shut the fuck up, oh my god.

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it's so crazy to think that someday I'll be on the other side of the "older transfem" thing. I'm gonna break so many young transsexual brains when I'm in my 40s. y'all are gonna think I get paid every time I say "you know, I'm old enough to be your mother~" to a submissive tranny with mommy issues

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crabs are literally being forcefemmed by barnacles every day and no one ever talks about it

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One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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semiaquatic secret agent

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

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Jason using his guns as blunt weapons is so funny like imagine ur getting shot at by the Red Hood, he runs out of ammo, you think you have a chance and he just throws the fucking pistol at you

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what size do y'all think separates a pond from a lake

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do you ever think about how Chilchuck, is, in canon, some real Hot Shit (founder and leader of the Half foot union dedicated to help them, clearly one of the best lockpick out there, given his rates and skills, and its not a stretch to think he has the matching reputation to go with), and still, still, when dandan introduced him to laios, he joined them, and stayed. for three years. do you ever think that other parties wanted chil to join them but he picked the weirdo siblings and they're jealous of the touden for that and laois has no idea he has the biggest baddest lockpick bitch in his party. do you ever think of that. i do.

Edit: oh man i didnt think this post would breach containment and now i think people dont understand my intent: