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me whenever i rewatch silly mermaid show h2o just add water:

other people: 😐😐😐

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hold on can we talk about how rikki is always somehow crucially linked to saving zane’s life even from the very first episode?? if rikki hadn’t stolen zane’s spark plug they never would’ve turned into mermaids meaning zane would’ve died in the lorelai wreck

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dunno what's in the water these past few years but i like it

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Clark Kent: Jon, your mother and I have something important to tell you. I’m… Superman.

Jon, who has read the Percy Jackson series: wait, is that why I have dyslexia? Because my brain is wired for Kryptonese?

Lois, from downstairs: HONEY HOW DO YOU SPELL TACO

Clark, deadpan: no, the dyslexia is from your mother

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BUSINESS PROPOSAL (2022) dir. Park Seon-ho

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Specifically D&D™️ things about that new movie that I enjoyed very much

The entire party having low intelligence/wisdom bc let’s be real who doesn’t have either one of those as their dump stat

Receiving a magic item from the DM -> forgetting about it -> a party member going WAIT DONT WE HAVE THAT -> everyone using the shit out of the magic item and completely wrecking the DM’s plans

Travelling between locations that are geographically days/weeks away takes <5 minutes because the DM doesn’t want to do random encounters + the party doesn’t have a ranger who needs to feel useful by tracking

No healer + no rogue/ranger = everyone is constantly exhausted and has no idea of the traps/monsters in their surroundings ever

Druid being the most OP member of the party

The DM’s friend/sibling coming over to play their high level paladin from another campaign for an afternoon and then just noping out

The DM planning an elaborate battle arena with multiple well thought out stages and the players immediately find a way to circumvent it

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In this house we only loosely acknowledge current MCU canon. In my mind it's still around 2014-15. Winter Soldier just came out. We have such high hopes for the in-depth character arcs of our main babes, not to be turned into cash cows milked dry of any soul. The Avengers still all have their own floors in the tower and Bucky is coming to live in as Steeb's emo plus-one.

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If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

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Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

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Okay so I’m not sure how many people are aware but every year on the day of the Super Bowl, Animal Planet hosts the Puppy Bowl. They get a bunch of puppies that are up for adoption and let em play around with a little toy football and try to score touchdowns. The cheerleaders are kittens. Puppies often fall asleep in the middle of plays. It’s one of my favorite Super Bowl traditions.

This year, they are hosting a “Pupularity Playoffs” where you can vote for your fav pups based on their personalities and how cute they are. They have a video for each puppy and the winner is the Most Pupular Player.

These are this years pups! Personally I’m rooting for Cooper and Moocow. Voting runs from now until February 9th. I’m not sure if you have to be a US resident to vote but if so it’s nothing a VPN can’t fix. Here are the voting rounds:

NOW GO VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE PUPPIES

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trying to breathe through it but “it” is just my life

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Dusk fox ✨

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Good to see Tohru actually being prepared for Kyo's kisses.