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[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Woman, we've already established that you care more about some blue chick bringing someone back to life than multiple genocides. You don't have to tell me again."

"You probably will though, you have the vibe of one who repeats themselves over and over."

"Eh? What does that have to do with anything Seiga Kaku? Had a wicked hermit been causing all of those problems I would deal with them too, yet the only hermit going around using our powers for evil is you! That's why you're the wicked hermit and I am the ... non-wicked hermit."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"..."

Snap. "Hey." Snap. Snap. "Wake up!" Snap.

"There we go."

"..."

"So much death, pain, and suffering from the world you escaped to arrive here, and you're pissed at some blue chick bringing a cute girl back to life to make sure absolutely nothing else can stop Her Highness Prince Shotoku from returning to the living world?"

"Okay, just making sure. Anyway, so one of the Daoists here is a "wicked" hermit. And?"

"Snk"

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"It's not reasons. I've spent centuries studying the Dao in peace at my own Senkai. Only to discover upon leaving that our arts are fading from the world. Just as soon as I hear one place remains where the teachings are strong I discover it is home to a wicked hermit that befouls life with her dark magic. It is unthinkable!"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"You traveled three thousand kilometers just to fall asleep in front of me and then tell me I'm a bad Daoist that doesn't belong in Gensokyo because reasons?"

"You've been here for what, five minutes? Calm your tits. The Dao will be just fine, regardless of how you feel about me."

She'd waited too long and had fallen asleep. Seiga's questioning managed to vaguely stir her. ... It took a minute.

"You disparage the Dao with every action that you take. Gensokyo ill needs a hermit such as you!"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

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"I have not ventured 3000 kilometers to be delayed."

"Hang on, hang on." She gives Yoshika the last of her dessert, patting her head and giving her a big ol' smooch on the lips before sending her off on her way.

"Okay, we're good. What'd ya want again?"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"A wagon, then. Get something to carry it all in so it's not splitting like that."

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"You have a wheelbarrow for the stuff, right?"

"I'm not that kind of feline..."

Nyalter say no to Kasha traditions.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Halt wicked hermit! I've come to halt your cruel necromancing."

"Can you come back later? It's my underling's dinner time, and she's been waiting longer than usual. She looks forward to it every day."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"We shall see how aware you are soon enough...~"

"In the meantime, thanks for reminding me, I have my favorite cute little undead underling to feed. 'Til we meet again, Azazel!~"

"Trust me, if i was being spied on I would be well aware of it."

A crow suddenly swooped down and came to rest upon her shoulder.

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Of course not, but it is possible an eavesdropper might've taken it to be in doubt. Let them learn from us two masters of the craft."

"Was this something that had been left to doubt? The benefit of necromancy is the ability to sculp tools to your perfection."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"At least we're in agreement on the walking dead being absolute snuggle buns of the highest caliber."

"And that's where the real artistry comes out."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"You can always fix'em up however you need to after the fact."

"Depends on the cadaver, I would say."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Nah, not quite that snuggly."

"As snuggly as the dead that walks."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Oh please, wicked hermits are snuggle buns, just get to know'em first."

"Wicked hermits that feed on mist."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"So, Seiga. Win any card games recently?"

It's something as far as small talk is concerned, right?

"Oh yeah, plenty."

"Flip Skill Drain and like half of my opponents always scoop it up, it's great."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Speaking of edgy, Ruler wanted to share this sprite edit of Sakuya holding a double-barrel, so he's making me do it, that lazy fuck."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"When the nice guy gets tired of being mistreated, that's when society should be afraid."

"Because that's when he'll make an edgy statement with a Joker picture and then get back to doing nothing."

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Futo making out with Byakuren and not trying to set her on fire first? You're right, even I wouldn't believe me if I said that."

"Would not doing it in front of Lady Nyan Nyan be risky?"

[thathermitwiththehairpin]

"Miko please stop that."