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"Live Music, uh... finds a way."

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GN28 From a "food coma" nap after eating a Filet-O-Fish and Fries, with some cheap wine.

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This year has definitely been one for self reflection, and trying new things. In a effort to explore my (for lack of a better word) "artistic" side I came up with this thing, which I've decided to call "Stanismousse or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying, and Just Let The Cats Do They Cat $#!+"

I hope you all are doing well out there, and having as nice a day as you wish.

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Here's an idea for a game, if anybody is interested:

1.) Pick a film; 2.) Replace the entire cast with the Muppets; 3.) but keep on original cast member.

Here's mine.

I thought Morgan Freeman was a bit too on the nose. Tim Robbins would've been fun and interesting, but he already did a fantastic job in the original. I figured Clancy Brown as Captain Hadley, interacting with the Muppets, could be quite spectacular, plus Clancy Brown is amazing

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Shaun of the Dead Gets a Coronavirus Update Thanks to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost

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In The Court of The Crimson King of The Hill

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Colonel Willingham certainly didn't see Dice Helmet (the mighty lord of the crit) admiring her dice collection again!

As a fellow dice enthusiast, this was thrown together with the utmost respect, and love.

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Blending. Lots of blending, is the secret. 🤫 😉 Oh, and I also learned that shish kabob is a type of soup! 🤯

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They're gonna need a bigger stage. 🦈🤘

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Critters, is it weird to be inspired by a cast member’s fashion??? Asking for a local butch who just bought one of those shirts with a few buttons at the neck like Liam wears. Not because he wore it, but like, because it’s a good look. That’s not weird, right?

Edit: I have learned that the shirt is called a “Henley.” Noice.

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Recently rewatched Percy's exchange with this guy. Still one of my all time favourite moments from the first campaign.

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i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

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My dumb cat is cute as hell

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Sam's discussion on Between The Sheets was so good, it apparently hit Matthew in all his feels. Gods bless that beautiful human. 💗

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I just realized that the lowercase 'h' in "ghost" looks just like a little ghost, waving 'Hello' 👻🤯

I also just realized I may have inadvertently put the wrong kind of mushrooms in my omelet. 😐

😶🥚🍄🧠🦄👁🌠🤤

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Don't pet the burning dog. No matter how much it begs. Just don't do it. The extinguished canine should be relatively fine. Please remember to handle all pettings, pattings, scritchings, scratchings, and rubbings of all inflammable animals responsibly. This message brought to you by the Combustible Pets Handling Coalition. 👐🔥🐕❤

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Just \/€(*@$ @^^!$# ¥@!*¥ it.