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Violet: Rhiannon, Ridoc and I are working on a project. You need to play my mom

Xaden: I don't want to be your mother

Violet: perfect, you already know your lines

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Literally all of Violet and Xadens conversations:

Violet: Fuck you.

Xaden: Later. Now pay attention.

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Xaden: So you sister was casually poisioning everyone

Brennan: *being extremly proud of her*

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Andarna doesn’t want the lil bb dragons to feel left out, so she keeps them up to date on Xaden and Violet and all the drama in Fourth Wing.

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A mark on your forehead identifies the god you must worship to stay alive, usually by joining its local church or temple. Your mark is unknown, meaning an old, forgotten god sponsored you. To survive, you must either find an old temple to worship at, or do the arduous task of building a new one

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Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.

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hey, i fucking hate walmart as much as the next punk but if you’re broke and can’t drive or don’t have a car and need groceries delivered for whatever reason or are in a food desert, walmart in the US has a 30 trial of walmart+ going on right now where you can get totally free grocery delivery and shipped items to your house, and they take food stamps on these online orders. the service is like $13/month which isn’t horrible, like i said i fucking hate walmart, but if you’re in a food desert, broke, poor, disabled, and or can’t drive this could save your ass

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pedro pascal: *wink* edition

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Moses Supposes

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Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.

It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and it’s wonderful.

Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire

This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.

Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.

Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Miranda’s sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!

Happy Haunting!

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“Whenever I look at you, I can still hear an echo of your question in my mind. „Are you sure?“ And I‘ve never felt this level of certainty before. You might as well have asked me if the sky was blue. „Yes,“ I said then, and „yes“ I‘ll say now. Of course. The answer to your question will always be yes.”

— are you sure? / n.j.

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grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

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we’re all getting “older” but age is a relative thing. i’ve licked things that are 250 million years old. you’re not that old and you’re not worth licking. 

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I’d like to let you all know, that in a plot twist, all the stupid infighting has actually accomplished something.

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I love rainy days