thatlethalsoul

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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I recommend also reading the post this commenter is responding to.

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people always make morgana a normal cat in persona 5 non-metaverse fanfics. stop doing this. morgana should not be a cat he should be joker's annoying younger brother who wears cat ears (but they are NOT cat ears, they are the ears of his epic OC Mona who is a PHANTOM THIEF and STEALS TREASURE) and who goes into Joker's room every night at 8pm to yell at him to read him a bedtime story before going to bed. It's also funnier this way because it means Ryuji has beef with an elementary schooler

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This diva

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the other side of the coin to the "I won't be worried until Batman looks worried" is the game Lois plays with Clark while they're in the Daily Planet offices. she won't even look up from her desk unless Clark twitches. large bang? whatever, Clark's still squinting at his screen. however, sometimes Clark twitches and looks up when he hears a cute dog halfway across America and then poor Lois is automatically tensed looking for the imminent invasion/danger. meanwhile, Clark is just trying to hear Mr. Snoopy the Basset Hound in Indiana better.

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Huh

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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WARNING: This post's original audio contains a sharp, sudden censor bleep. The volume has been lowered for your comfort. Proceed with caution.

TRANSCRIPT . . . " You really are mean! And all that bad stuff people say about you is true! Like, how you're a two-faced, back stabbing, lying little [ Extended censor bleep ]! "

! ! ! DO NOT SPOIL THE CHARACTER OR VOICE ACTOR IN THE NOTES. Thank you

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i want to be an actor in porn but not a porn star i want to be the evil wife whose husband is having a lurid gay affair and i pretend i don’t notice while they’re doing looney toons shit to each other under the dinner table. that’s acting to me

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victorian trans guy who goes to beloved local barber sweeney todd and presses half a crown in his hand and says “begging your pardon sir, i know it ain’t much but i was hoping you might tell my employer i get me shaves from you should he ever come around. only he’s been asking me how i keep my chin so smooth and i haven’t the heart to tell him i can’t grow a beard, so i might have told him a little lie, sir, and said it’s all due to your wonderful skill, sir” and sweeney todd goes “no problem. by the way would you say your employer deserves to die”

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can you take my white ass to funkytown

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A terrible comic about terrible popcorn

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God forbid we let our neighbor gently get her freak on without my dog severely judging her

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good morning angels let's not kill ourselves today