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i was dipped in a barrel of toxic slutch when i was born
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it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like
WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???
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Ever wonder if youre the reason a homophobe exists? Im pretty sure ive made like at least 5 people homophobic
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cult of no personality. everyone worships you for being boring as hell
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Finn: *ends the series with no explicit romantic partner*
Adventure Time Fans: I’m gonna give that boy so many boyfriends…
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I just got a letter from the department of health telling me that I am now eligible for vaccination due to my high risk medical condition
what do they know that I don’t
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credits: sarah (jay).
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when u have period cramps but u haven’t actually started yet like ur uterus is legit just humming the fucken Jaws theme song
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The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now
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Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever. How do you even react to that?
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Always Remember:
kissing can and will, get boring.
its ok to go to sleep on opposite sides.
forgetting favorites, dates and replies is only human.
you dont have to like, or be friends with all of their friends and vice-versa.
they have a right to spend weekends dedicating to their friends and family. you have the same right.
privacy is still in play.
trying simple things that they like, no matter how much you are sure you will dislike it, is a very small step you can take to show your love to them.
you dont gotta have the same taste in music, food, books etc.
saying i love you, thank you, take care, please and i missed you really helps.
you cant agree with all their life decisions and they cant with yours. keeping an open mind and having an honest and deep discussion about it helps.
they dont need your permission to do things and neither you need theirs.
the intention and care behind the gift matters. not its price tag.
dont try and change them. help them become better versions of themselves and get the same help and support and care from them.
know what matters most and focus on that.
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