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Going to clown court tomorrow

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You're gender identity? why? I mean, penis isn't that bad . I stink it sometimes, like in my mouth an stuff. Not gay or anything though even though my mom says so. Merry Christmas dude

I really really like this ask. I really really really like this one

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we need to slow down a little I'm so serious. all these quick short videos on tiktok, ig reels, and youtube, artists releasing quick little songs for the trend, tv shows releasing episodes at once, people using chat gpt and google ai overview because they get answers quickly but no validation done for the source, we need to sloww downn i really do not think our brains should be running this fast

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try not to unlearn all your shame in case there's something good stuff in there that you can sexualize

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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

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So my number one hope for an episode in the new series is an episode entirely focused on Linda’s day as she runs errands. She’s struggling to find an ingredient for dinner and keeps getting sent to more and more outlandish stores and sources. The only hint we get of what Phineas and Ferb are doing is Candace’s increasingly frantic phone calls. Occasionally we see an inator laser hit something at the edge of the screen or see Perry swoop by, always behind Linda’s back or just out of her view. The musical number is her changing the words to a radio song to be about errands. She arrives home, having given up on the ingredient, to a totally normal house, Candace looks crazy, and finds she had the ingredient in the fridge all along.

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

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youre tellin me?

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my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

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This scene is so funny, Cornello orders Rose to shoot the Fullmetal Alchemist and, obviously, she goes to Al and that little bitch, instead of taking the bullets (’cause, y’know, he’s a suit of armor and can’t be killed with a gun), says he’s not him and rats out his own brother. If you don’t love Al, you’re truly missing out

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arguing with an elf and she pulls out the "well i had sex with your great great grandmother"

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the world needs more dykes

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

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