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I've gotten more followers while I have been inactive on tumblr than when I was active what is going on here
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I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep
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here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
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sneeze on your knuckles before a fight in order to inflict poison damage
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we all just looking for someone who puts up with all our shit & still fucks with us at the end of the day
KEVINGETEM (via kushandwizdom)
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Have a nice weekend, Tumblr
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“You have a great personality!” Thanks i constructed it so you wouldnt abandon me
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