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[thatonedeadboi]

"I like your voice" ok the let me read to you while your head rests on my chest and i scratch your head until you fall asleep

[thatonedeadboi]

first base is putting your cigarettes out on each other second base is psychosexual obsession third base is murder-suicide

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This. I adore you so much, let me keep you safe 24/7. nobody will ever hurt you when you're living with me, my love.

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Me leave you? my doll you are my devotion. my life. my love. my obsession. I think only of you. I crave only you. I adore only you. why would anybody else matter when you exist?

[thatonedeadboi]

The urge to kill anyone whos ever hurt your person. whoever broke their heart. whoever sees you with them and hits on them anyways. whoever gazes a little too long in a way that only you're allowed to. you're mine, only mine and all mine. I would kill any of them for you. I would cut their throat for trying to take you from me.

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You can be gentle with me, my love. let your walls crumble. let your insecurities wash away. I know feeling this way is scary, but you're with me now. these are hands that will not hurt you. let me devote myself to you, and worship you like the goddess you are. you need nobody else but me.

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"Fuck casual romance" -> tell me you'll hold a knife to my neck if you get jealous or think I'm entertaining someone else when you know damn well I'm absolutely devoted to you in a point to where I'd end my own life if you asked me to kinda love

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This plus Ill fucking kill anyone who looks at you, touches you or flirts with you because you only belong to me kinda love.

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A yandere and a darling is great but what about two yanderes?

Just a mess of mutual obsession, mutual stalking, and neither has to hold back because the other will also do the same.

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real

actually, co-dependency is so cute. it’s actually really adorable for your partner to be miserable without you + for you to be su*cidal without them. statistics show it’s 100% the cutest thing ever to be possessive and obsessive and need each other.

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Fuck casual romance. pull my ribs apart, push my heart to the side and live inside my skin forever. dont let anyone see where you end and I begin.

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The urge to be someone's save haven. tell me all that's hurt you. all that scars you, mind and body. show me your tears, your fears and your darkness. let me be your light, let me be your safety, my love. you're with me now.

[thatonedeadboi]

Bashing everyone's head to the ground

Hmm, how many heads are you bashing and why? Is this an offering?

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I am not prince charming from shrek, this is absolutely unfair. 💀

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hi mootie!! this is like. our second or third time interacting i believe, but i see you in my dash a lot and i wanted to drop by and say hello + check up on you!

hey there grey eyes gang. Im doing alright, just been writing. How are you? You're one of my favorite blogs btw.

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Okay the discord server they asked me to leave cause they said they were getting anxious the server would like me more and I still talk to those people on here I feel left out and I bring it up they feel bad cause they asked me to leave but today we were on the phone and I keep hearing constant discord pings and well felt sad I was doing well in the sever anyway what to do oh wise one -💕🐄

I think its peculiar they asked you to leave out of fear the server would like you more. If you're okay with it then sure but it sounds like it's upsetting you which isn't fine at all. You should have a talk with them about why they feel that way and remind them that you're theirs, only theirs. Have a genuine talk and rejoin if you'd like to.

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Okay, okay, because you like the curry and just in case anyone wants to know, here's the recipe I have for it!

✨Garam masala curry✨

Produce/goodies

2 Carrots, peeled and chopped to liking (save the peels for later!)

2 stalks of celery, chopped to liking

1 yellow onion, diced

Meat/protein of choice (I used a mix of tofu and chicken!)

Canned bamboo shoots, drained (I used half the can)

Canned water chestnut also drained

3 cloves garlic, peeled and minced

Any other add ins of choice!

Rice of choosing (please prep this beforehand! I used a mix of jasmine and white rice in mine)

Spices!

Garam masala spice mix (can get it at any Asian store, or the Asian section at your local grocery!)

Coconut milk (scrape the cream off the top, have a little! Super yummy! Save it for later in the dish! Also, you can find it in the same general area as the Garam masala mix!)

stock of choosing, 1 cup (can be any, really, this is super versatile!)

Lil bit of lil of choice, to fry everything up

A lil bit of water (so you can deglaze a bit!)

1/2 can Diced tomatoes, please do not drain!

Tomato paste (jus a lil bit, maybe a teaspoon)

1 tsp curry powder

Onto the final act!

Okay, make sure to mis en plas everything!

Wash your rice, then cook it in a rice cooker, insta pot, or on the stove. Remember, traditionally, the way you make rice is for every cup of rice, Its 2 cups of liquid! Unless you use a insta pot, then it's 1-1.

To a large pan on medium heat, add oil of choice, onions, carrots, garlic, and celery. Please saute until the onions are clear, then start adding your broth, tomatoes, tomato paste, and a lil of your coconut milk. Add in the coconut cream you collected earlier to make it nice and yummy!

Let simmer.

Add in protein, bamboo shoots, water chestnut, and veggies of choice, then stir so everything is nice and even! Add the Garam masala mix, please, and stir. Let simmer for a bit, and go check on everything, if you have a pet, go check on it and give it some loves!

When the curry is nice and thick and creamy, give it another stir and lower the heat. Add a bit of water to deglaze a little, stir, then let simmer for a bit once more. After, grab that rice you prepped, put it in a bowl, and portion out the curry goodness over it.

Garnish with a little toasted sesame seed, and enjoy!

I like to make a bunch of this and share it with loved ones.

Also, it freezes super well!!

You are a godsend. I will be making this asap. 🙏🏻

[thatonedeadboi]

Insecurity is so fucking cute to me, like awe baby you feel bad? Let me praise you and make you feel all better, your happiness is reliant on me isn't it? You're perfect, let me tell you how much I adore you my darling <3