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i didn’t used to understand why people got so emotional over chopped, but the first episode i watched had a dude putting caviar in the blender and i clapped my hand over my mouth and screamed

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Depression is a very serious illness.

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THE CAT IN THE HAT [2003]

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🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

I like big boys, 

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys, 

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, 

let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, 

come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, 

you my fave boys

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please👏ask👏for👏water👏at👏the👏register👏or👏order👏box 👏

-your friendly neighborhood barista  

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lmao I love this new rewards program because now people can’t buy their 1.95 tall coffees and then spend it on a $8312039812093810 dollar reward. 

also I can stop ringing people up separately!!!! for!!! each!!!! drink!!!!!

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Mum:hey -

Me, returning from a walk in the woods after still being unsuccesfull in getting abducted by the fair folk: I don’t wanna talk right now

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we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things

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sorry what

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turn up the volume on your favorite song to scare the serotonin out of hiding

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