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Hiatus

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I know I’ve been kind of m.i.a lately both here and on aim. Sorry ‘bout it, but I've got my reasons. I will eventually get to all the asks and threads I’ve got waiting for me. Just do me a favor and please, be patient with my slow ass.

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     REBLOG,                FOLLOW,

 FOR A FRIEND.                    FOR AN INBOX STARTER.

                            selective && literate && original character

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all the text ~

Text Meme

↳ @solarkm​↳ not accepting

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  Have a good day, eat lots of chicken, don’t harass people younger than you.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  You were right about Hwasa’s thighs.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  Don’t you dare⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  Go inside before me.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  That buckt of beer youbrought⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  it’s gone. get omre. 

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  We both know why you keep whispering in my ear.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  It’s 3am and I’m craving chicken.⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  Do you deliver?

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  Ngl, I kind of really, really don’t like it when YOU TAKE MY PHONE.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  I stubbed my toe.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  I can’t find my cat.⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  WHY CAN’T I FIND MY CHILD?!

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  I don’t think you understand how much I love my cat. She is everything to me.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  Do you have any pets?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  I FOUND THE PICTURES ON MY PHONE!⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  And I’m proud to say you won’t be seeing any of them.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  She irritates my soul.⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  …that wasn’t for you, and it wasn’t about you.

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

⌜ sms: Chicken lady⌟  Sadly, we’ll have to rain check that chicken and beer date.

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All dem text - nari main muse

Text Meme

↳ @asphxdel↳ not accepting

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

⌜ sms:  Nari⌟  If you see this, that means you live to see another day, thanks to JYP.

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  I know what you did last Summer.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Door. Open. Food. Fans.⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Help.

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  See you’d thnk I cant type but I’m good at atutocrect.⌜ sms: Nari⌟  nevrmnd I messed itip.

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Are you sure you weren’t staring at her when she walked by?⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Because I know I did.

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Do you ever wonder if we need as much sleep as we think we do?⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Because I get more done when I’ve gotten two hours of sleep instead of eight.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  I swear, if one more person clears their throat in this room I’m going to literally flip a table.

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  How short are you?

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  I woke up late, and now I’m late to practice.⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Why am I bothering to message you? Because I need you to help calm my nerves.

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Thanks for dealing with me this morning. I knew I could count on you.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Seriously, I need to know how short you are. For science.

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Guess who got home early and gets to sleep?⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Me. See you in 2020.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  She’s too messy for you, man. You know you can get better.⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Obviously you should ignore that…😂

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

⌜ sms: Nari⌟  Do you know anything about cats? I think Nora is getting sick..⌜ sms: Nari⌟  She won’t move, I don’t know what to do.

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♡ VALENTINE’S DAY (2010) SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ my closest relationship is with my blackberry, thank god it vibrates! ” “ when i was a kid, most of the advice that my dad gave me was crap. ” “ there you have it, folks. young love. ” “ valentine’s day was a massacre in chicago where lots of people were killed. ” “ i don’t feel comfortable taking my shirt off in public. ” “ love is the only shocking act left on the planet. ” “ if you’re ever with a guy/girl that’s too good for you, marry him/her. ” “ i shut down my playerness from new years to st. patty’s day. ” “ i need happy, i need romantic, i need love, and i need it from you. ” “ i would crawl over cut glass to take you to the winter formal. ” “ dude, he’s from indiana. they only celebrate love your cousin day. ” “ did you even consider marrying me? ” “ when you ask a girl to marry you, do you want her to just consider it? ” “ then there’s the whole thing with my parents’ horrible… ” “ oh don’t tell me, that’ll take the fun out of guessing. ” “ i can’t stand the idea of some jerk hurting her, i just can’t. i can’t. ” “ what’s the greatest love song of all time? ” “ i’ve never had an inkling before. i wasn’t sure what to do with it. ” “ what do you do with the flowers? ” “ you don’t step in to love, you fall in. ” “ apparently everyone and their mother felt that way but nobody had the guts to tell me. ” “ have you ever seen someone fall head over heels in love? it’s ugly, bro. ” “ love doesn’t exist unless you acknowledge it in front of other people. ” “ unfortunately, the truth makes everything else seem like a lie. ” “ it’s not about defiance, it��s about what a man will do for love. ” “ that is a really weird way to talk to your boss. ” “ this is the busiest day of the year for phone sex. ” “ you know, i’d like to say yes. but… i don’t know if i can afford it. ” “ when you love someone, you love all of them… ”

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I came here to talk about my crush because he just left me.. angrily.. hm. But then after writing a whole paragraph that doesn't fit here I realised I would rather tell him personally how I feel. But it doesn't feels like a crush and I think he is the only one who would understand that, right? have a nice day boo.

Tell me about your crush or s/o

↳ anon↳ accepting

“I’m not gonna lie, this was a little confusing at first. So I’ll just take it one section at a time. Telling him personally how you feel, whether he’s angry or not, sounds like a good idea. Although I would hope – if not assume – he’s calmed down by now.” Jaebum shifted where he sat, having a small notion of who was speaking, and what about. “If what you feel for him doesn’t match up to what a crush would be, I’m taking that as either you’ve got feelings stronger than that, or you just really, really like having him as a friend. Either way, it sounds like you two are close, so hopefully he’ll understand. Good luck.”

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✆

Text Meme

↳ @dallisim↳ accepting↳  Send “✆” for a MORNING text

⌜ sms: Sesame Street ⌟  In case you’re still asleep, I sent McDonald’s to your place. So don’t worry about breakfast.

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I got issues But you got ’em too So give ’em all to me And I’ll give mine to you

“Mn, unfortunately for you, I won’t bask in the glory of our problems, ‘cause we don’t have the kind of love it takes to solve them, anon.”

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Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

Text Meme

↳ @trulyxsinyovng↳ accepting

⌜ sms: Jinyoung ⌟  Whenever I stay up this late, I get way too into my feelings..⌜ sms: Jinyoung ⌟  And that in turn makes me hungry. I’m stealing your leftovers.

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My crush is kind of stupid but he got the most beautiful smile that I've ever seen, I could watch him smile for days without getting tired of it. Ahhh...

Tell me about your crush or s/o

↳ anon↳ accepting

“I understand how you feel. Although I don’t have my eyes on anyone, I can’t deny that a nice smile that has that much of an impact is hard to resist in general. Good luck with your crush, and make sure you return those smiles to him.”

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"#tell her to stop trying to snoop her way into my phone." sad mochi says, 'tell him to show me which picture he has saved on his phone and i'll stop' 😤

“Uhh, no. No one is going to listen to you because no one is going to try and tell me what to do with my phone.”

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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six word story, biaaaaaatch

Six word story starters

↳ @jparkitrighthurr↳ accepting

“First sentient robot: “Turn me off.”

Everyone knew Park Jaebum had been a previous JYP idol. Now? Well the similarities in the lifestyles of Im Jaebum didn’t seem very similar to his senior’s in certain aspects. It wasn’t a bad thing, as the slight age difference would have been a strong factor as to why this were bound to happen. It was, however, interesting for Jaebum to witness firsthand. Or, in this case, secondhand. He just couldn’t believe it had to be now. Stone cold sober and anticipating the night the (in)famous AOMG CEO offered to show him, seeing the long, thick, black vibrator buzzing away beneath the glass table before him was a shock.The rhythmic ‘bzzt, bzzt, bzzt’ of the toy against the tile floor was one he almost expected Jay to end up beat boxing to, if he had still been in the room. Off preening in the bathroom, he had left Jaebum on his own to wait on the living room couch. The second he plopped down onto the plush cushions, there was a loud crash from the other end. Out rolled the vibrator and there he sat. Amazed, confused, and mildly uncomfortable. A plethora of thoughts weaved their way in and out of his mind, wrapping around the item his eyes were fixed upon.“Hyung!,” he called out, voice maintaining a strange sense of calm despite wanting to both laugh and yell simultaneously. “There’s a dildo in the room and I don’t want to – I can’t – turn it off.” Truthfully, he wanted to kick it across the room. Who knew who it belonged to. He only hoped it was simply means for a prank or just for show. “If there’s more of this tonight, I’ll need a lot more alcohol than I originally planned on having.”

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six word story

Six word story starters

↳ @solarkm↳ accepting

“Left handed woman seeks Mr. Right.”

His chest was beginning to hurt the quicker his fingers crashed into Yongsun’s keyboard. There was a bout of laughter continuously growing within him, forced to remain smothered and silenced while he concentrated on the screen he was so focused on. He took a pause, turning his head to the side away from her and coughing loudly. It was a poorly executed attempt to mask the small laugh that had managed to slip out. But it would have to do for the sake of allowing himself to continue, instead of rolling on the floor gasping for the air that his amusement constantly threatened to snatch from him.“I’m almost done, I swear,” he breathed out quickly, not daring to avert his gaze over to hers. He was dead serious…one look at her, or anything that wasn’t the dating profile he had constructed with her would have ruined everything. Jaebum leaned closer towards the laptop’s screen and began to read over everything he had to vigorously put into words. There were the typical areas of interest: hobbies, music, movies, food, etc. What his ‘genius’ mind had come up with, was to add some aspect of naked mole rats being involved in each. There was just something about the animal that he couldn’t stop laughing about.“We need a picture of a naked mole rat. I won’t be complete without it.” Finally, he turned his upper torso in her direction, guiding the laptop over the shag rug they were seated on and in front of her. “I didn’t want to make it overly creepy and unrealistic. So I went with an obsession with those weird looking, waxed rat babies. I bet someone out there will have a fetish for things like that. We just have to wait and see if they find the profile.”

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JB’s very extra R&B version for a happy birthday song ;_;

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ccreepri:

( text: Timberlake )  this is  no time for jokes! this is the end of the world! AAAAAAAAAAAA ( text: Timberlake )  I’m wanting that flaming flame flame,, with ranch dip if they have it 

⌜ sms: not that typa homie ⌟  "Flaming flame flame”. I’m not sure if I should say that’s cute or make fun of you for sounding like you’re four.  ⌜ sms: not that typa homie ⌟  You’ll get your ranch and flaming flame flame before the world ends.

A low chuckle dismissed himself from the conversation, his phone screen growing dark as he locked it. Yori was...strange, to him. Though he wasn’t able to say he had spent a lot of time with her, for various reasons pertaining to work schedules. The few times he had, always left him either mildly irritated and drained or utterly confused as to who she was as a person: guarded and nice or genuinely arrogant. Which, in itself, was vaguely interesting to him. He liked to think he could read others well, mainly for the sake of fooling himself into thinking he could control what happened around him. Or at least predict and protect himself. Needless to say, getting a text from her at all felt random; but he was one to try and keep to his word, no matter how superficial the request were.

He grabbed his face mask and swiftly strapped its strings around his ears and headed out to the nearest, secluded, convenience store. It wasn’t difficult to find what she wanted. Was it a want or a need when in her situation? Jaebum shook his head, mentally shooing away the beginning of an attempt to understand the female mind under the “influence” of PMS. “Flaming flame flame,” he mumbled to himself while eyeing bottles of soda on his way to the counter to pay. Placing a little over the allotted amount, he reached for a Coke and set it down along side the snack and dip, being sure to hurry out of the store as soon as the items were given to him, their receipt included.  If he had to guess, it would have taken maybe half an hour in total to fetch the food and reach her home. Keeping his hood over his messy head of hair and white mask in place, he knocked twice against the inside of the door’s frame before leaning his shoulder against it. “Housekeeping,” he called out, attempting to reach a higher decibel than his normal speaking voice.