You can call me Hastur, I'm Aroace Genderfluid i generally use he/they pronouns. An ADHDer with too many hyperfixations. There is no coherent theme to any of this. No hate please.
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business
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@riverisatrainwreckfr @fl0w3rg0at
Wait what's a buildings fire evacuation plan if you aren't supposed to use the elevator to get down
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PSA: never discuss private affairs in your DMs, especially contraception and abortion. Social media moguls will absolutely sell you out to the government. There are already cases of people being charged based on evidence in their DMs.
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hcing a character as aroace bc i relate to them but shaking my head so you know it's not because of stereotypes
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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… a dinosaur? Nope to all of the above. This Fossil Friday, let’s talk about pterosaurs—the first animals with bones to evolve powered flight. Though they were related to dinosaurs, pterosaurs evolved on a separate branch of the reptile family tree. They ruled the skies for more than 150 million years, evolving into dozens of different species. Some were as small as a paper airplane while others, like Pteranodon pictured here in the Museum's Hall of Late Dinosaurs circa 1940-1960, had a wingspan of more than 20 ft (6 m).
Photo: Image no. ptc-217 © AMNH Library
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I'm giving a speech about worshipping Dionysus in one of my classes, and I had to perform the intro and conclusion recently. Everyone in the room looked shocked by my topic lmao, and - I cannot make this up - one guy deadass sat back in his seat with wide eyes. It's like I just introduced them to the concept of worshipping an ancient god, and they reacted in the most hilarious ways possible. XD
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the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭
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Merlin, after fixing yet another love enchantment attempt: Why did the potion work on everyone, but Leon?
Gaius: Well, love potions can be tricky. If a persons heart is already completely in love with and wholly devoted to someone, the effect might not take hold
Arthur: But Leon isn’t courting anyone?
Merlin: I wonder who his true love is
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Leon, alone in his bedroom: Man, I love The Knights code
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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?
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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
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Friendly reminder that this blog doesn't tolerate transphobia, biphobia or aphobia
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