thatpunnyperson - Tumblr blog

[thatpunnyperson]

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

[thatpunnyperson]

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

[thatpunnyperson]

we saw a seal

[thatpunnyperson]

[thatpunnyperson]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[thatpunnyperson]

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

[thatpunnyperson]

she tower on my babel till I ἐπιούσιον

[thatpunnyperson]

learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

[thatpunnyperson]

LISTEN TO ME RN, when the character is supposed to be rlly strong and muscular and buff PUT FAT ON THAT GUY fat is so fucking necessary to have a physical build that is so strong MAKE THEM FATTTTTTTTTTTTT

[thatpunnyperson]

I love the concept of Antarctica. Yeah, we've got these other continents that are warm and habitable for the most part, and then we've got one on the south of the planet and pretty far from most of the world's population that's freezing cold and inhospitable. 60-70% of the world's freshwater is frozen there in an ice sheet averaging over two kilometers thick, which is kept cold in part by the world's largest ocean current. The continent is mostly populated by scientists, penguins, and a variety of lichen. It's technically a desert.

[thatpunnyperson]

*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....

[thatpunnyperson]

My brain can't comprehend the idea that 0 is supposed to be the normal amount of daily pain people feel. Literally sounds fake but okay.

[thatpunnyperson]

"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

[thatpunnyperson]

Yeah, enemies -> lovers is pretty great, but have you considered friends -> enemies -> reluctant allies -> friends again but this time with a deeper emotional bond?

[thatpunnyperson]

Is there anything more satisfying than when, in a battle between gods and magic is being slung around as the world is falling apart, the most powerless character, who every villain had dismissed as being unimportant, suddenly crashes a large vehicle into the antagonist to the shock of absolutely everyone?

[thatpunnyperson]

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

[thatpunnyperson]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now