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untitled goose musical

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Hamlet written and directed by Joe Rogan

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Anything Goes reboot where the songs start at random points and no one tells the actors when those points are they just kinda gotta guess

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the unholy unity

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me Depressed™:  :’(

Lydia: really its a flattering oOooOffer

me still Depressed™:  :’)

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Another one of my amazing ideas producers get at me

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taliesin: yeah i misfire so i take my 2d6 psychic

marisha: lol what if one day you died like that

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modern beau

+ bonus smartass Molly:

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I am not even close to being caught up with Critical Role, but I just have to say that I refuse to believe Taliesin Jaffe (I’m not even going to try to spell that name right) is a real tangible being. I think if I saw him just going about his life I would immediately write it off as a hallucination. That isn’t at all an insult, I just can’t comprehend this man doing anything other than d&d and possibly spending his days being an omniscient being.

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I am so sad that Molly didn’t live to see the pirate arc.

Molly would have loved being a pirate, however temporary.

The aesthetic! The drama! He’s already got an amazing coat and swords!

He would have been really helpful in the bs department

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me: taliesin jaffe—

the gays:

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(mollymauk): let’s play 21 questions.

(caleb): ok. what’s your favourite colour?

(mollymauk): red, are you into guys?

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the critical role crew has nothing to do with the shadows and light changes on set, taliesin can just Do That

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Septimus Goodfellow: Suave, flirtatious, charming ghost man. 

Archie Lastname: Bastard Irish man with no impulse control 

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Liam: I play D&D to drop goth-ass lines of dialogue, speak in different accents, and die magnificently. Also, cats.

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All the others: Why yes, my cat is quite the thoroughbred, brought from exotic far-off places and named wonderful names-

Travis: Yeah this is Achoo and I found him in the gutter out front, dunno what breed he is but he’s got some wicked sharp claws on him

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Run a Call of Cthulhu session where the investigators stumble upon a small, isolated town with unusual customs and disarmingly friendly people. It’s actually a perfectly innocent and harmless place, but see how long it takes the players to believe that.