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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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So many idiots have masters degrees maybe I could be the next

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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my biggest dream is to calm down

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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ⓘ this user is craving for a hot and passionate romance that only exists in books

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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were you a green day, my chemical romance, paramore, linkin park, simple plan or evanescence emo?

#i was more of a paramore emo #but dipped my toe in all of those bands lol

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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just found an ad about tumblr on tumblr...... this is getting out of hand

#about ads #this is getting out of hand

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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Does anyone know what to do

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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how to say “sh*t hits the fan” without saying “sh*t hits the fan”

[link: https://www.shmoop.com/study-guides/literature/vanity-fair-thackeray/summary/chapter-24]

#how to say #something i found #funny #i guess

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book

#pls recommend me books like this

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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Anyone who cleans public restrooms should automatically make $100/hr

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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i really don't care if homosexuality "exists in other species" or if people are "born that way". it doesn't matter. because even if being gay were a choice it's a good choice to make

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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[grabs u and shakes u] i don’t care if a female character is badass, is she IMPORTANT

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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things to take * a nap * it easy * care

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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how am i supposed to relax when there are things

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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i love saying “you wouldnt get it” like the joker about things almost anyone would get. woke up this morning.. you wouldnt get it…

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thats-a-timemachine · 2 years

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companies will be like “we’re so proud we don’t make anything with feathers, leather or fur” and then make stuff out of synthetic materials that will not decompose but will shed micro-plastics with every wash like…..yas so good for the animals so animals rights

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