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joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker

Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”

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this is a book series that will have you rocking back and forth and ripping your hair out and bashing your skull into a wall but then you have to look someone directly in the eyes and say yeah it’s about a fake sport with fake drugs and also the yakuza is involved

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The thing about Neil's mistrust of Betsy is that unlike most fictional characters who dismiss psychologists, Neil doesn't write off her profession as quackery, nor does he consider himself well adjusted.

Neil knows he's fucked up. He knows his personality is paper thin, just another layer of papier mâché that he has spent his life trying to keep anyone from cracking open and seizing the calcified corpse of Nathaniel within.

Neil's existence hinges on total control over his own identity and being able to reinvent it on a dime. The idea that someone not only can, but in fact has made a professional career out of wresting that control away from him, cracking open the layers of paper and glue and not reaching for the center but making him look, is nothing short of a death sentence.

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And he died ALONE. Nora when I catch you Nora

When I saw “Barkbark dies” as an option in one of those bingo cards for TGR I was like. Haha y’all are so silly. But then we got Barkbark burnt to ashes in TGR. Wdym Barkbark von Barkenstein the cardboard dog DIED??? For real?!

Honestly? That’s the craziest plot twist I’ve ever read

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queen sketch from a while ago I've decided to polish a bit

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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meet the monsters of the fox team

i did this instead of making my socmed au

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Dare I say... Jeremy knox

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Imagining in the future when Kevin is on a pro team (with a bunch of players who obviously aren’t up to his standards, because who is) and he is absolutely laying into them all the time and is always bringing up

“Neil Josten would come to the court every single night and practice these drills and you can’t even do them for fifteen minutes”

“Neil Josten once fired shots with Andrew Minyard in goal for a whole night and blew out his arms just because he was stubborn and you can’t even handle shooting on (insert goalie’s name)?”

“Neil Josten played better than you while he was actively running from the Mafia. You think you have other things on your mind?”

Bonus if after a year or two of dealing with this Kevin’s team finally meets Neil at an exy banquet and tattle on him. And Neil is just “??? You literally texted me two weeks ago just to tell me my passes are dogshit? My team hadn’t even played a game or anything, you had just remembered and felt like bringing it up?”

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Jean believes his only worth is in his Exy stats but Jeremy doesn’t know exy stats and trusts his gut btw

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SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

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we're gonna get kevthea beginnings and i hope it is weird and toxic and fucked up. why should the gays have all the fun.

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Actual footage of me finding out about the Kevin duology:

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HOW ARE WE FEELING, AFTG FANDOM?

this is me rn:

everything starts and ends with Kevin Day, truer words have never been spoken!!

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Almost burned down my kitchen and could feel Jean’s disappointment in me.

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Nora single-handedly breaking the fandom with one post is so Neil Josten

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>>> the perfect court the foxhole court the raven king the king's men the sunshine court the golden raven the broken cage >>> the queen's game