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Vagina-nim, do you happen to have that edit of monster mashed up with Christmas music and the exos as elves? Would love to reblog it this holiday season :D
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THE OK COOL -
Giovanni
S1: 😘📝🤫🤐📱👩🏻🦰🐨👅🚬🚬🚬🚬🛹⚽😘☹️
S2: 😊👨👦👦🎮🆗🆒👏🏻🤗🧙♂️🔮❤️🎲
S3: 🕺🇦🇷👊🏻🤗🤪
S4: 🎸🙂🆘👀📱👩❤️💋👨🌉👩❤️💋👨
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THANK GOD FINALLY SOMEONE APPARECIATING MULLET BAEK
The War era really did feed us well in terms of hairstyle, outfits and choreography, didn't it? I will forever feel a little somethin' somethin' when I see them perform The Eve in those floral t shirts with those pretty curls. (rip Byun Baekhyun's red mullet but he still pulled it off?)
Mullet baek >>>
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!!!PLEASE READ AND SHARE THIS!!!
I absolutely hate having to create this post, but the Netherlands has a new political party that wants to legalize the possession of child p*rnography, s*xual intercourse with TODDLERS AND CHILDREN, bestiality and necrophilia (s*x with corpses). In the Netherlands this political party, that has ALREADY tried to gain power years ago, is known as the pedo-party and people are understandably outraged about the fact that the PNVD, as they call themselves, has been RECOGNIZED as a political party in their country.
Please read this translation of the attached screenshot of their goals:
People of all ages, including children, have the right to make decisions about their own bodies. This includes s*xual self-determination. Everyone can consent to engage in s*xual contacts. The PNVD wants no age restrictions in the law, but punishability of s*x with someone of whom one knows, or should have known, that he did not agree or (for example due to incompetence) could consent to it.
The discriminatory morality law should be replaced by a general law against s*xual violence. One must always be able to say “no” without consequences, even in dependency relationships. Prejudiced parents (and social workers) should not harm their children by making them feel guilty.
S*xual contacts in public, such as in nature reserves, are allowed. If the nuisance becomes too great, action can be taken. Anyone who can agree to this must be allowed to pr*stitute themselves. Anyone may choose to participate in p*rnography production. The PNVD is against censorship. P*rnography may be broadcast during the day. Private ownership of all forms of p*rnography, including child p*rnography, is permitted.
S*xual contacts with animals are becoming legal again. S*xual abuse of animals remains a criminal offense. Legalization of n*crophilia if the deceased have explicitly given written permission for this. Furthermore, anyone who can agree to this must be allowed to choose to participate in risky or harmful s*xual contacts.
The founder of this party, a p*dophile named Nelson Maatman has openly said in a televised interview that young children can consent to s*x. He said, and I QUOTE: “A child aged two or three may say that they want an ice cream or go to the playground. This is the same. It’s time they were stopped being considered second-class citizens.” (x) Now read that disgusting statement again and replace ‘anyone’ with a toddler, because that’s who this disgusting monster meant.
If you’re even the slightest bit disgusted and want to help the dutch fight this, please sign this petition to dismantle the PNVD AND reblog as much as you can. P*dophiles should not be politicians, and children. cannot. consent.
(Let me know if you need any help translating anything to sign the petition.)


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Got reminded on Twitter that Moomin exists ✨
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Morgan, at some point : WHOEVER SHOT THAT GENIUS, YOUR MOMS A HOE !
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ppl don’t talk about will and jj enough here. period.
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where can i print this and hang this on my wall
every episode of criminal minds
lady: walking down dark alley slowly and alone (everything a woman would never do)
white guy in hoodie: hey
lady: AHH
white guy in hoodie: u look like my mom *stabs her* *takes her toes*
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emily: and then i got drunk and slammed that bitch’s head into the bar counter
derek: haha thats great-
jj: its a bad one *hands out files*
emily: let me eat you out
(in the conference room)
jj: so yeah this guy stabs ladies. but now, he takes their toes
spencer: hes escalating
hotch: 😡😡😡 wheels up in 30
(zoom in on the plane)
jj: if when you do, but i cannot for the yes of he was what i no 💖 -lil huddy
(in the plane)
emily: sexual sadist
spencer: the history of toes is actually a long starting with the ancient indians they used to-
derek: dont make me put ur head through the plane window pretty boy. although i know you would love that
spencer: 😳😑
garcia on the phone: okay so i made a list of all the white guys in arizona.
derek: i want to taste ur guts
garcia: impale me with ur cock
hotch: thanks garcia 😡😡😡
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detective alzhiemers: we spoke on the phone and i invited u here but i just want u to know i dont trust a single fucking thing you say. wow agent jareau u got that barbie doll build.
hotch: 😡 where can we set up
(at the crime scene)
rossi: 👁👄👁 he took their toes. but u can see the bone here.
(camera zooms in on derek)
derek: *takes off his sunglasses* *flexes* hes devolving
(at the m.e)
doctor dr. : so basically he kills them. u can see because theyre dead. he takes their toes but its sloppy.
emily: he must be doing it because he doesnt have any toes.
reid: *calling garcia* we need a list
(music escalates)
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spencer: yeah so basically hes white and a sexual sadist
hotch: mid 30s, his mother didnt love him
emily: HES IMPOTENT because his girlfriend cut off his balls
derek: and he does not have toes. we gotta catch him fast. *picks up a call from garcia*
jj: i will be telling the press so we can get calls about men without toes.
garcia: hey my 12 inch bad dragon dick. i found him- Ben Serialkiller, 54 creep lane. born without toes, his mom kicked him out when he was 5.
derek: thanks babygirl. remind me to kiss ur feet tonight.
rossi: god am i old enough to die
detective alzheimers: actually i think youre completely wrong.
emily: we dont fucking care shut up limpdick
other cops: okay we believe you now
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(in a dark basement)
spencer: Ben, i get it. u dont have to kill these women. *puts the gun down and takes off kevlar for no fucking reason* my mom tried to kill me too. but im not a serial killer.
white guy in hoodie: you dont get it.
rossi: you dont want to kill her. we can let the world know of your struggle, ben. we will teach them of a world with men without toes.
white guy in hoodie: okay i guess. *lets go of lady* *cries*
hotch: 😡😡😡 *cuffs him*
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morgan, on the jet: u did good today, kid.
reid: thanks. i wonder what my life would be like if i didnt have 3 lifetimes of trauma on my 27 year old back.
morgan: hahaha
emily, joining in: hahahaha. loser
hotch: 😡😡😡 i wish i had emotions
jj: i miss my kids
emily: can we fuck yet
jj: fine i guess
(picture of the sky)
rossi: And in the end, if I eated soap, no I didnt because I yes ✨ -hitler
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Some of y’all have never watched Criminal Minds and learned how not to raise your sons and it shows
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good morning to my favourite moreid photo
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“Only God knows how many hairs are on each persons head” false. Ksoo stans notice every new hair on their egghead man
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the only thing unrealistic about skam is literal high school girls having active facebook accounts
yes noora, manon, eleonora, and zoe i’m talking about you
#like is europe different or smth cuz no american teenagers have active fb account lmao#not that like america is the center of the universe LOL im just genuienly curious#skam#skamit#skam italia#wtfock#skam france
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Me: literally promotes the skamverse to everyone I know
Also me when tiktok finds out about it:

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