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chef boyardee spaghetti & meatball noodles look like regular noodles but in comic sans
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the other day I went to my schools football game and when I was sitting on the bleachers I was on instagram blatantly on my phone and this guy sitting behind me reached forward for my phone like “hey can I get your number” and shit and without even looking at him I really went “sorry I don’t have a phone” as I liked posts and my friend next to me went “damn that was cold” as the random guy I rejected was shocked and upset I rejected him I gotta say I feel really good about that
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shitting on your period is the worst thing ever dont even @ me on this
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how I, someone who was born in america and has lived here all my life, see america.
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chris pine is 37 and he’s still one of the finest white boys i know
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most disappointing thing ever is when you have to put ur cookies back in the oven for another 2 minutes
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on this day 4 years ago someone sewed a fried egg to a shirt
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honestly the unspoken rule to never use capital letters online anymore is what stresses me out the most
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if any of you are wondering what public school is like one time a kid shaved “steph curry” into the side of his head along w his number on the other side
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Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
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STOP 🗣 ROMANTICIZING 🗣 FUCKING 🗣 HORROR 🗣 MOVIE 🗣 CHARACTERS 🗣 YOU 🗣 WEIRD 🗣 ASS 🗣 PSYCHOLOGICALLY 🗣 BRUISED 🗣 BITCHES 🗣
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"somebody son" is my favorite way to refer to a guy I like
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this kid in my fourth period has an adidas bag w three huge white stripes going down the front of of it so you know what he did? the bitch took green and red markers, colored in the three lines like Gucci stripes, and still wears the bag around to this day telling ppl it's gucci skakshjsj I hate public school
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‘Attempted photoshoot in front of a bush’ - Phil Lester 2017
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only asleep in a pool could i ever be caught in such a colourful situation
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