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Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.
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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go
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this beautiful, ice cold, mana potion looking water
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one of my favorites of all time
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listen I know that you love your robot boyfriend and I'm sure that he's great but his disregard for aftercare is raising some serious red flags for me
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people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets
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i'm not a lesbian as far as i know and i already have a wife but thanks tumblr
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it’s so important to follow people on tumblr who watch tv shows that you do not watch because sometimes they will put gifsets of beautiful women on your dash and you get to look at them
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this whole “never repeat outfits” shit is not working for me. i get attached to one oversized sweater and that’s all you’ll see me in for a week
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