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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked a great bear to maul the astronomer and to turn the cruel sister into a crow and put the crow and the corpse in a cave until the crow started to starve and she'd have no choice but to peck out the eyes of her lover and eat them :/
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happy (belated) 10 year anniversary ghost quartet, I love you forever & ever & ever <3
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"i asked chat gpt" okay well i asked my younger self for a dance
just like 💃🎻
but myself didn't have time for me,
didn't have time for anyone so used up,
so she danced alone.
and I sat in a chair,
By the wall
All alone,
Staring at my phone.
I was empty then,
And I'm empty now,
but it's not the same at all.
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I DID IT
We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.
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It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)
Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place




She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

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Hello! I've been dead for a while :) Expect me to continue being dead.
Been very busy with school, and I haven't been able to draw for a long time now. Even this was a school assignment (which I did weeks ago)
I drew this while listening to the Alice By Heart cast recording. During that time I had no idea what was going on other than the fact that they sounded really pretty.
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“Which way?” Alice asked
But no one answered.
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“I have been in love with no one, and never shall,” she whispered, “unless it should be with you.”
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Pro tip,
dont listen to the berries and the plums while making jam.
you will cry.
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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
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Lazy self portrait 🙏
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what's up dave malloy nation I had a breakdown last night so it's timeeeee
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having sex with your friends is so very normal please stop poisoning the youths minds with shame surrounding hooking up with your friends. especially if you’re gay
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crucial character development questions:
if you could be a bird, what kind of bird would you be?
if you could be a cat, what kinda cat would you be?
and if you could be a part of breakfast, what part of breakfast would you be?
and if you could be a dead guy, what kind of dead guy would you be?
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