thatweirdsparkshark

[thatweirdsparkshark]

Hey Wesley, I know you like them young.

So, since you want to talk shit about me behind my back and talk shit about your so-called wife behind her back, let's run this shit back.

1. I was tortured by my parents. You knew this. You also knew I was still in contact when I met you, and that I was also abused by the Church I had been in. You also knew I was sexually assaulted and groomed MULTIPLE times. You ALSO knew, how I loved Dragon Age, specifically, Inquisition and 2.

2. You knew I had NO IDEA what a healthy relationship looked like, what a healthy age gap was, or any of that. So when we found out my supposed first "healthy relationship" was under the age they LIED to me about, and I freaked out, you not only made fun of me for freaking out, but proceeded to hold it over my head when I told you I didn't want to be in contact with you anymore either.

3. When I dumped you as a friend for the first time for how fucking weird and bitchy you are, you proceeded to vague post about me, and "all of a sudden" get into Dragon Age. You then proceeded to Blorb about my favorite characters that I told you all about, about two years prior... And then recently, when I called your ass out and said you had a whole FBI case against you for GROOMING MINORS you decided to change your blog line to "In Peace, Vigilance" Motherfucker, the Grey Wardens would have killed you canonically because they didn't like pedophiles. Like you.

4. Which brings me to my last point; Not only did you emotionally abuse me, your wife, and multiple ex partners, but you have groomed not one, not two, BUT THREE confirmed children, all of which between the ages of 11 - 14. And, asked one of them to spend the "mating season" with you, when they were 14 (The same one I was in a relationship with at 17 when they lied and said they were 15 almost 16, which is the same relationship you used to basically blackmail me into staying your "friend") All of which you have engaged in sexual conversations or straight up SEXUALLY ABUSED.

Lets also talk about the fact that when I found out about your FBI investigation and dipped, you told your wife I was "paranoid" and the only reason I left was because of that, and the fact that I "actively go to protests"....

Bitch if you think for a second that I won't call a cop a pig to his face, but am running away from you because.... "the FBI scares me".... Yeah, sure okay. Bold of you to assume they already don't know who I am??? Especially with my family being criminals???

Let's also sit down and talk about how, you told me once years ago your cut off age for you at... what... 22? was 16. Yeah, fucking abhorrent, especially since your bitch ass then followed it up with: because it's age of consent in your state in Canada.

Honestly, I can't fucking wait for the feds to show up on my door so I can tell them all about the nasty shit you've said in front of me when you thought I was half asleep in the group VCs, or the fact that you were actively engaging in sexual conversations with SO MANY minors, that we had to kick you out of the server but we had to tell everyone it was because you were cutting people off while they were venting over stupid shit. Like when my Nana died of pancreatic cancer 9 days prior to our conversation, you literally said the "worst day ever" was your brother totaling your dad's car and he was FINE and you throwing up which "ruined your parents honeymoon".

I was gonna make a nice ass post, make it more about my past and why I believed you, but honestly, you can go fuck yourself you fucking piece of shit. 👍

[thatweirdsparkshark]

uh this is kinda random and I don’t know how many of yall will be seeing this anyways, but I’ll probably be going on an extended hiatus from most of my socials, if not all of them.

I’m working through some recurring mental issues and family issues I’ve been dealing with for awhile, so it’s nothing new, but I figured I’d let yall know just incase I permanently delete my account(s).

anyways, thank you guys so much and remember to stay safe! drink water, relax your jaw, just breathe a bit.

-Sketch.

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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something

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my partner always seems to underestimate how easily I burn at the beach, like, I’m sorry sweetheart but you knew the consequences of me and the sun the moment you met me

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just chugged a zero sugar monster in front of one of my favorite grandpas (I work in a nursing home) and mans straight up started screaming ‘CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG’ and started an entire rally within a group of like ten 80+ year olds. I fucking love my job, these ppl r great 😭

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listen, me and my dad have never had the best relationship, but the amount of dopamine I just got out of explaining to him the ENTIRETY of the FNaF lore after I was telling him about the second movie trailer is WILD.

(p.s., this man is 52 and the most blue collar stereotypical mechanic ever who nearly had a heart attack when I told him I was trans.)

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just sobbed for zero reason. I am deeply rejuvenated, wouldn’t recommend but still 10/10

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phillip graves WOULD absolutely respect they them pronouns but would ABSOLUTELY do the whole broken grammar thing. "Oh yeah, they over there." "No, idk where them went." You can't look me in the eyes and tell me not one of his boys are nonbinary or under the trans umbrella. Whatever

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i dream that one day i will be in a polycule big enough to fill an among us lobby

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Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

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my partner doesn’t process that I’m not military and therefore have no purpose for their extra shit but I woke up to five MREs on the table this morning and honestly I’m not complaining

[thatweirdsparkshark]

i have a fucked up ankle that never healed properly after I broke it and so I’ve taken to blaming everything on it

got flu round two, the electric boogaloo? the ankle’s fault.

forgot my tea and so when I took a sip of it it was freezing? the ankle’s fault.

my car’s battery died in the middle of the highway? it’s the ankle’s faauuullltttt

anyways, though y’all would get a giggle out of that, have a good day :]

[thatweirdsparkshark]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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I wanna reach out to people looking for rp partners cuz I REALLY wanna try reviving my rp skills but it’s scary bro, might build up the courage at some point but who knows

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i went to Six the Musical yesterday and first of all, 10/10, wasted all my money but it was worth it and SECOND OF ALL, for all my fellow androgynous people, do you also get like way too much joy out of people being confused over what gender to call you?? like, idk, its so funny to me 😭

[thatweirdsparkshark]

im two decades old today. my first task? sleeping. all day.

so yeah <3 one more year until legal drinking, y’all!!!