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[thatwhorefromnextdoor]

anyways I'm logging off and deleting cause

1. it's stale and I got bored of choices after like 7 years

2. im a depressed insomniac so I'm trying to limit my social media apps so I can get off my phone and try to sleep normally

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I haven't read queen b in ages now and I wasn't even shocked that selene hoodwinked us. choices at its finest

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I'm gonna pretend that you didn't ignore p*oppy's racist and classist behaviour just to have her pixel p*ssy

and it was so GOOD

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I'm gonna pretend like some of yall didn't let a bunch of zombies into your colony just to please some pixel pu🐱

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QUEEN B GIRLS pt 4 (feat. Chloe St.James)

The queen of naïvete or stupidity, it's up to you decide. Literally has dumb bitch energy but in a weirdly lovable way. She's an airhead, but it's just how she is. Thank God she's pretty.

Ah, Chloe St.James. Who exactly are you?

She's well-known on campus as the second in command in terms of Poppy's army of skanks, AKA the Zeta house. Before, Rosie came in and disrupted the food chain, our platinum blonde was second in the food chain. One spot behind her long term bestie (?) Poppy. How they came to be friends, we'll never know. Rumour has it Chloe is being taken advantage of because she not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. However, if I'm being completely honest, they do seem to have a good relationship. I could be wrong though, and it's far too early to even dissect the cobweb that is the Min-Sinclair clique.

How does a seemingly sweet and naïve girl get to be part of Belvoire's exclusive top ten? Well, let me take you back to Miss St.James' first year. Her reputation tanked when she decided to wear last season Gucci, but instead of being ripped apart by our queen bitch, she was taken in. Some people think that it's because Chloe reminded Poppy of her younger self or maybe because she actually has a heart deep down, reserved only for people she actually finds tolerable. I, myself don't subscribe to that bullshit and I think that Poppy just took Chloe in because she's perfect for her plastic army. I mean look at Regina George's so called "friends", every mean girl needs a Karen.

Despite her lack of common sense, Chloe's actually kind of an idiot-savant, in which she's never actually failed a class. Surprising, I know but I guess she's just weirdly peychic when it comes to her academics, which is a mystery we'll never know the answer to.

She's also well-known in the cheerleading club for her dancing skills, I'm probably going to get hung for saying this but she's actually really good. Maybe even better than Poppy. Her skills have been put on display for campus to see during this year's kick-off day, and it seems like Chloe got to show-off this year because there's a stark difference between last year and now. It looks much more polished and less robotic, like thought and care was actually put in, so props to that.

I've never actually seen her so confident and content, guess having control over something you enjoy doing makes a huge difference.

Chloe may seem all sweet and gentle, but don't be fooled. I've seen her make girls cry with her words too, she did learn from the best. Her insults are scathing and will leave third degree burns in their wake. I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end because despite her tumultuous friendship with Veronica and Poppy, she's still stubbornly protective. I've seen her tear a freshman down because she overheard insults being thrown. RIP 🙏 Begonia Thotia, we will pray for you. I hope you've recovered from the burn department.

Even after all the drama last year, she's still friends with Poppy. During the summer, the iconic trio were seen at Chloe's luxury House in Aspen, like true American elites. (Oh to be young, hot and pretty in Aspen. The true American dream.)

I know I've made jabs at her carefree nature, but in all honesty? I'm envious of her innocence. She lives life the way she wants to, without any of the weight and stress behind her. I want that for myself to, but alas I'm not rich, hot or pretty. She's vibing and I low-key vibe with that.

She's infuriating, sure but sometimes she says the darnedest things. I've never wanted to simultaneously laugh or feel bad for another person but Chloe somehow achieves that without trying. She just has no filter. She can make things sound mean without meaning to and I've never been more entertained. Whereas Poppy make men and women cry just because she can, Chloe does it by accident. She doesn't quite know how to filter her words, sometimes she says things that isn't meant to be rude or mean, it just comes across that way. It's the funniest thing.

She can be conceited but what did you expect? She's at the top of the food chain alongside her friends, why shouldn't she be? She's not afraid to flaunt it either, but she's not that bad, unlike some people. 👀

Also I feel like y'all underestimate how much of a dumbass she can be, I've heard her call computers "box thing with the thingy that makes clicky noises" so don't come at me. She's still iconic though.

Overall, she's an airhead, but she's lovable in a way. You can't help but find her naivety endearing, no wonder queen bitch is protective. She's just a cinnamon roll, a dumb one but you know it be like that sometimes.

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A soft morning between Poppy and Bea for the first day of the poppy weekend!

Ko-fi

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PB PARTY 2021 - Day 9 - Crimes of Fashion

This fanart of mine was inspired by Vogue magazine cover.

MC is top, ok? @playchoices @somewillwin @jmojellybae @uhh-the-green-thing @shows-simp-card @stanzoeywade @somin-yin 

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this is superior humor

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you could get married with 4 kids in QB and you'd still get kingsley shoved down your throat. if i see that mf trying to talk to me again im gonna pull my stomach out through my ass

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Where was the option to say “I literally don’t give a flying fuck” when MC saw Kingsley and Lexi together

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i mean if you're into it?

please?

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in the book

in my head

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lol look at this gay rainbow outside my house that's so gay

anyways I want her inside me

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210815 SOMI ✕ ENDING FAIRY

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DUMB DUMB SOMI (2021)

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🦇 Vampire Waltz 🦇

Holiday in Paris🍭

For @bbappreciationweek day 5 » Gaius Augustine

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I'm into you bby😔

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