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when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

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Why are yall even surprised that there are killer clowns on the loose honestly this year was made by a shitpost generator I wouldn’t be surprised if the grinch actually steals christmas

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my dog: barks @ 1am

me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want

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breaking up tip

don’t use clichés like “it’s not you, it’s me” “maybe we can still be friends” etc but instead let them down by using famous cooking show elimination tag lines. “you’ve been chopped” “please pack your knives and go”

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8/? costume design: The Fifth Element by Jean Paul Gaultier

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(wakes up at reasonable hour) (stays in bed for two more hours)

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WHO DID THIS

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consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good

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Asexuals: *exist*

Sigmund Freud: *pterodactyl screeching*

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Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

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Did anyone ever call you a tenderfoot and you got this weird feeling inside knowing that you’re actually hiding the fact that you’re a chicken tenderfoot?