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stereotypical GryffindorBoy x RavenclawGirl & HufflepuffGirl x SlytherinBoy made with makowka II on picrew

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Percy: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

George: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Ginny: I got distracted halfway through.

Fred: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Hogwarts houses: Things they hide from other houses.

Slytherin: Pretend that mean words don't hurt them, but they cry when no one is watching.

Ravenclaw: Tend to be perfectionists, so they push themselves to reach a higher level on everything they do. Sometimes they end up doing nothing at all for days.

Gryffindor: Love people that don't deserve them, sacrificing a part of themselves in the process.

Hufflepuff: They are sweet and caring on the outside, but they are suffering on the inside. They don't cry, but bottle up feelings until they explode.

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Hufflepuff: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve

Slytherin: Don't you mean cards?

Hufflepuff: *pulling knives out of sleeves* no I do not

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Slytherin : Why are Gryffindor and Hufflepuff sitting with their backs to each other?

Ravenclaw : They had a fight.

Slytherin : Then why are they holding hands?

Ravenclaw : They get sad when they fight.

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*character on tv - “Haven't you ever been in a relationship where you really love somebody and still kinda wanted to bash their head in?”*

Slytherin: All the time

Hufflepuff: Yeah but you can’t. I have more strength

Slytherin: I’d wait till you’re asleep…can’t fight back then

Hufflepuff: I’m gonna tell my nan that if my body’s ever found somewhere, all bloody, that you did it

Slytherin: Aww that’s cute. You think you’d be found

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Sunday Morning

Slytherin, walking in with a bag of bread: Who wants french toast?

Gryffindor: Ohh, ill have some.

Slytherin, handing the bread to gryffindor: Me too, eggs and milk in the fridge.

Gryffindor: -_-

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"Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,

If you've a ready mind,

Where those of wit and learning,

Will always find their kind."

— Sorting Hat

A tribute to Ravenclaw from @merlinswisdom

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Gryffindor : *Gently taps table*

Hufflepuff : *Taps back*

Slytherin : What are they doing?

Ravenclaw : Morse code.

Gryffindor : *Aggressively taps table*

Hufflepuff : *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Ravenclaw: Slytherin is terrifying.

Hufflepuff: I don't know what you mean. Sly's just a big teddy bear really. I don't get why you find them so intimidating.

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(Later).

Slytherin: If anyone ever hurt you I would track them down and slit their throat, drain their blood and use their corpse for compost.

Hufflepuff, blushing: Aww shucks..

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Gryffindor: I’m a Renaissance Historian.

Ravenclaw: Oh really? Name 4 Renaissance artists.

Gryffindor: Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello and Raphael.

Ravenclaw: That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

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Hufflepuff: I'd die for you.

Slytherin: I'd kill for you.

Ravenclaw: Personally I hope you both die so I can finally eat my dinner in peace.

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harry potter aesthetics: slytherin

those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends.

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"You might belong in Hufflepuff,

Where they are just and loyal,

Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,

And unafraid of toil."

— Sorting Hat

A tribute to Hufflepuff from @merlinswisdom

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~Draco Malfoy~

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Slytherin: I poisoned someone’s drink, but I forgot whose…

Hufflepuff: *spits out drink* you WHAT?!

Ravenclaw: By the way this dinner is going, I hope it’s mine.

Gryffindor: *chugs drink*

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Ravenclaw: Hear me out: concentration gradient and socialising

Hufflepuff: Whaat?

Ravenclaw: The more extroverts there are, the more I become introverted. The more introverts there are, the more I am extroverted.

Hufflepuff: It's the life of an ambivert.